Coconut malling

The process of getting coconut malled. Getting coconut malled is a meme on social media particularly tiktok and YouTube etc

I was coconut malling Brendan yesterday

by Sebastian hiney February 28, 2021

Coconut Lemonade Smoothie

When a person (usually a man) busts a nut and urinates at the same time creating a smoothie like consistency.

Carl: "Damnit Jim I'm about to BUST!"
Jim: "What flavor will it be this time?"
Carl: "It's going to be a Coconut Lemonade Smoothie!"

by CaptainNibs January 24, 2021

coconutties

The Cookies Sold By The Girls In The First Despicable Me, Sadly The Girls Only Sold 18 Coconutties :(

YOU ONLY SOLD 18 COCONUTTIES DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT'S A GOOD SALES DAY?!?!

by CoconuttieMan January 28, 2021

Colonia middle school

A school filled with a huge majority of spoiled white kids that think racism homophobia and sexism are funny jokes and topics and a lot of trump supporters and red necks who support “blue lives matter more than black” :/

Yeah I go to colonia middle school 😞

by Eating ass and doing the dash March 21, 2021

Coconut Cracker

A polite way of saying "dumb idiot"

Why do you have to be a Coconut Cracker John?

by CrackedNut May 11, 2021

Coconut Smoothie

The act of placing cocaine on a penis and as the male ejaculates, the recipient orally injests the semen-cocaine mixture.

He gave me a coconut smoothie after we came back from the rave.

by ReneaWithAnA June 26, 2021

Colonbi

A place where Joel's mama gives out handies.

Hey are you going to Colonbi?

Hell yea its half off fridays!

by Walter Mcgee July 9, 2021