Claire

Slang word for urinal. Common feature within male toilets.

"I'm bursting for a piss and someones in the toilet" "It's ok theres a claire over there."

by Joanniiiii April 16, 2008

claire

The ultimate word and or name to describe, Selfishness, Ungratefulness and annoyance.
Also this word means takin the biscuit

Claire: can you look after my kid for like three weeks cos i can't be arsed

Person: erm no, i have a life ya know

by Random Is My Style September 10, 2008

dirty claire

When you meet someone at the bar that you want to hookup with, but they’re too sketchy to take home, so you go to the bathroom and use napkins as cushions for your knees so they don’t get bruised while you’re giving them sloppy tippy.

Gretchen: “Where’d you go? I’ve been looking for you.

Hannah: Sorry I was pulling a Dirty Claire with the bouncer.

by Kingblabla April 15, 2020

claire

usually used to definine something commonly found in the toilet, a claire is a type of dung common to the homosapien species and is usually that more slangly reffered to as 'the run's' or 'sloppy poo' a.k.a diarrhea

child: mum i don't feel too good...
mother: do you have a stomach ache?
child: yes... i just did a claire in the loo... it stunk!!!
mother: i'll get you some medicine!

by theWikipediaDictionary.. August 2, 2008

Claire

A word for a damp radiator or the smell of a damp radiator. It can be used as a insult or a compliment depending if you like damp radiators or the smell or not.

husband: my house smells like a Claire

wife: well get off your lazy arse and clean it then!



women: mmmmm i love your new perfume it smells like a claire (:



lady: better ring the plumber my radiators turned into a claire.

by Mirry October 21, 2008

claridgesrightshin

a bloody good all round player and top bloke.

that claridge fella aint half just scored a cracker from 2 yards.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

claire

A huge slut who chats up every guy she see's, A Claire will act innocent but deep down she's a true whore.

Hey, that girl over there is a real Claire.

by sauceboss13 July 23, 2011