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oil change 

when a man sticks his dick up a woman ass and urinates between her cheeks
OMG!! Jacob just Kaylee’s dump truck an oil change!
oil change by BigTittyLizzy April 28, 2023

I dont like Change 

A phrase used when you have nothing else to say, during an awkward moment, when asked a personal question, or when you dont feel like having a conversation with somebody. It means what ever it is needed to mean at the time you say it.
Matt: "I found unfamiliar stains on my sheets"

Jeffery: "That sucks."

Matt: "I saw you on the nanny cam"

Jeffery: "i dont like change."
I dont like Change by Tricky Bad August 25, 2011

a change of pace 

1. A shift in normal routine, a variation in usual activities or pattern.

2. A baseball thrown with little velocity when the batter is expecting a fastball.
She's smiling in that one photo, just for a change of pace.
After six hours at my desk I need a change of pace, so I'm going for a swim.
a change of pace by iannaH December 28, 2005

Oil Change 

The act of inserting a funnel into someone's asshole and then spewing your own diarrhea into said funnel.
My girl wanted a Cleveland Steamer last night. I wasn't feeling well so my poop wasn't solid. We opted for an Oil Change instead.
Oil Change by TR653 October 18, 2008

Oil Change 

When you are sitting on the toilet, and the act of your poop dropping into toilet water, followed by the toilet water splashing up onto your anus.
Hey, Tom, how was your bowel movement?" "It was good, had an oil change which made the cleanup easier."
Oil Change by PrescriptionK February 20, 2011

oil change 

To stick your dick in bitch's asshole, and try as hard as you can to pee in her dirty slut ass.
That bitch Gabriel just got an oil change.
oil change by Chaimo March 15, 2008