blounder

the act of surprisingly getting whacked with a freshly used flounder size dildo.

I feel bad for thar guy he didn't see that blounder cumin.

by cameltoesis17 December 27, 2017

bond point

The time and place when two people both feel intimately connected to one another as friends.

It is usually not easy or even possible to pinpoint the "bond point" because feeling intimately connected to someone is a feeling that surfaces and slowly or quickly grows to a level where both individuals realize they have bonded.

Last night talking on the phone with someone, every five-minutes or so we kept finding ourselves at higher and higher levels of intimacy and trust.

by but for May 9, 2018

Bondared

When you show up to complete a task and everything is wrong.

Fuck boys we got Bondared again

by Diktionery January 22, 2019

Bond Villain

Perjorative used to describe a villain who is supposed to be very smart, but their actions are profoundly stupid. Actions such as explaining their plan to the hero before killing them. Or leaving the room before confirming that the hero is dead.

Person 1: "Damn, Professor Perilous is so dumb! Obviously Action Jack will get out of this and foil him."

Person 2: "I know right? He's such a Bond Villain."

by My Snake is Solid April 14, 2019

bondage burger

A bondage burger is when you tie a girl with her legs behind her neck and cuff her hands

Ferdinanda's vertebrates are broken because last night Juanisimo smashed her ass bondage burger style

by Benjitoast August 1, 2019

blunderdome

When someone absolutely destroys you at something and your chances of making a comeback are slimmer than Slim Jims, then that same person that destroyed you clicks their fingers at you and points at you with their thumb pointing upwards

James Corden: England will win against Denmark.
Gavlar: No, shut up, James Corden, Denmark will wipe the floor with England.
*England wins 2-1*
James Corden: Get BLUNDERDOMED!!!! *clicks fingers*

by tenthousandeggs July 9, 2021

bondatti

Verb: To bondatti
The art of shagging a small boy while simultaneously eating a bowl of spaghetti

He bondattis every day

by Monsterman224 November 24, 2021