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Good morning, god bless

The act of drink coffee while taking a shit. Some people will have breakfast while preforming a Good morning, god bless It normally take place in the mornings. It is more common the you think but Ethan Klein brought the term to mainstream.
"I should make coffee and breakfast. Maybe it's a Good morning, god bless day today.
by 15finnsolo May 23, 2018
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bless you dick

when you release cum all over a gals face
my gal said bless you dick when it sneezed all this cum on her face
by Joe April 23, 2005
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bless up

A retard's way of saying "God Bless you." because their brain has a lower processing power than a potato.
Man 1: Hey, how's it going?
Man 2: Bless Up! Heh, YOLO man!
by D33tly April 14, 2016
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God Bless America

An unconstitutional phrase coined by segregationists. You're free to say it as a citizen, but not as a politician.

Amendment 1:
Congress shall make NO LAW RESPECTING AN ESTABLISHMENT OF RELIGION, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Non-specific Republican President: May God Bless America by smiting insert group of people the USA is at was with here for us! Yeehaw!
by False-Profit June 6, 2011
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bless you dick

when your dick cums and releases the cum
i said "bless you dick" when i cummed
by dickey March 17, 2005
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Bless Up

A word used by a football player before a game when there in no chance of winning.
Alex screamed bless up every game day
by Fund my Cat December 2, 2016
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Bless your trap

created by Nick Quas , this phrase is used to describe when someone does something for another to help them
Hey sean im gana bless your trap and help you get nudies.
by bless the trap April 12, 2020
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