beetcox

The art of beating penii (usually meant in a sexual manner).

Jason beetcoxes his teacher for extra credit.

by Tseng May 14, 2003

beetly

A term used to describe the pulpy particles of oranges found in some types of orange juice. (pl. Beetlies)

A little kid cries to his mom, "Waah!! Ewwwie!! There are too many beetlies in this orange juice!!"

by HippieChick August 26, 2005

Beet Skeet

To leave a place you are at and go someplace else.

"Lets beet skeet it outta here! The fuzz is here!"
"What?? Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are here?? Where??"
"I said THE fuzz, not Hot Fuzz!! dumbfuck!"

by Wildfira May 1, 2008

Beetchabacks

"Beetchabacks" are small bugs that live in humans' anal cavities.

They crawl out of the anus and bite the ass in various places causing itchiness.

Then, when the subject goes to scratch the bites, they "beetchaback" to the anus.

This is where the creatures get their name.

"That fat guy over there has been scratching his ass for the last fifteen minutes. I bet he has a wicked case of Beetchabacks."

by Jon Foreskin February 5, 2010

beletting

sucking off your grandpa

I walked in on him in the bathroom, yeah he was beletting again.

by hgfdsha October 25, 2010

beethovening

The act of masturbating with keys from a piano or using smaller toy type keyboards as a sex toy.

I caught her beethovening with her little brothers toy casio.

by MozartsLeftNut January 14, 2011

beet in the can

An Idiom from New Zealand referring to a woman that is pregnent.
Similar to a bun in the oven. Only upsidedown.

Lotti told her husband that she had a beet in the can

by Kiwi Thunder November 26, 2013