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Big fat dick

A male’s genital. It’s known as the penis or dick or cock or dildo or sex toy or vibration device or ass fuck or rimjob or your shlong or a pleasure device or Moaning device or pecker.
Hey girl, wanna see my 6.5 inch pecker? Hey homie, wanna see my giant gargantuas cock? Hey daddy, suck this big fat dick which is long and hard.. hey hot girl, my cock can be used as an anal fucking device in your big ass hole. Hey can I suck your long killer cock? Your monster cock is so big inside me. I can’t take it, it’s so big.
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dick big balls little

When someone's eye is slightly more closed than the other.
"Yo Abby is mad dick big balls little in that photo."

"When yo dick big but yo balls little."

how to make your dick big 

If you searched this up then you are a sad man with a tiny tiny penis
how to make your dick big is for chumps

small dick big dreams 

a label put onto those people who have exceptionally small male genitalia, as well as enormous hopes, ambitions, and goals.
Oh man, that guy looks like he has small dick big dreams

big brother dick 

If boyfriend dick is a dick you can settle down with. And vacation dick is a bit overwhelming. There needs to be a dick in the goldilocks zone. This is bigger than the boyfriend dick and you just want it all the time. Like how you long for your brother's love.
Damn, who would've known he had big brother dick. He was turning me on all night long.

big daddy dick 

a dick which is very big in size,length and width.
DAMN BOY, YOU GOT A BIG DADDY DICK