Greek bidet

When you piss on an asshole to clean it off after pooping

My buddy had Taco Bell last night so I gave him a Greek bidet before entering the orgy.

by Cornerstorewhore June 13, 2025

Oklahoman Bidet

A sex move where your partner shits out diarrhea onto your urethra.

and then when your about to cum

you cum out sperm and diarrhea back into your partners anal.

John: "let me give you a Oklahoman bidet"

Abigail: "hell nah"

by GoonKaboom480 July 17, 2025

Thai bidet

a ladyboy's tongue

Little did he know, the lady he chose for his soapy massage was actually a boy, and this ladyboy performed her signature Thai bidet service on him.

by Brendones November 13, 2025

Alaskan bidet

The act of putting an ice cube up your ass to clean your ass after pooping.

I ran out of toilet paper, so I had to pull out the Alaskan bidet method.

by Nanna elson November 17, 2025

Prison Bidet

When an incarcerated individual urinates on a fellow inmate's booty hole.

There was no toilet paper left in Billy's cell, so his cellmate, Johnny, gave him a prison bidet.

by Grumkin December 14, 2025

Nature's Bidet

a naturally occurring spring or geyser one uses to bathe the genital and perineal areas of the body

Unhappy Camper: I forgot my toilet paper when I came to camp at Yellowstone and now i have to poop but there's only cacti to relieve the poo from my bottom. What should I do?

Local: Well you should use Nature's Bidet. Go poop on that mound over there and don't get up until 35 or 120 minutes have passed.

by Keeton1229 September 25, 2011

trans-incidental beditation

n. Random, uncaring sex with a person of uncertain gender.

..........................................................................

Did you hook up with that odd sparkler you were dancing with last night?

Nah. I'm no longer into trans-incidental beditation.

Been hurt too much?

No. Not enough.

by gnostic 1 October 22, 2013