Team Cold Beer

When Michael Atlee, Pavlos Angelopoulos and friends of the Pirate group that are known as Team Cold Beer in all there activities dabble in massive amounts of indulgence. "Cold Beer is also the team name of there fishing team, soccer team and their home known as Cold Beer Mansion."

Team Cold Beer, if you aren't first your last.

by Cold Beer Dabbler July 17, 2011

Eye of the beer holder

The point in time when one gets too drunk to the point where a person holds no standards for the opposite sex

Person 1: Damn why is Joe talking to that ugly chick.
Person 2: He's wasted, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder for him now.

by amcoho October 23, 2012

old man beer

The beer that you've been drinking since you started drinking so even if there is better stuff you still drink that beer because it's what you're used to.

"I know Bud is terrible but I drink it anyways, it's my old man beer."

by Arbitrary December 29, 2013

american beer

Defined by a few large quantity brewers who produce absolute swill, and thousands of small, relatively unknown brewers who, in fact, make some of the best beer in the world, in many cases better than import beers.

Compare Budweiser with a nice, high quality Pyramid beer. Both are american beer, but vastly different in quality and taste.

by Bill Definters December 10, 2008

Beer Bladder

When you have to pee every five seconds due to excess beer consumption.

Dude, we drank so many Heinekens tonight, my beer bladder is in full effect.

by ChantAndiPants October 17, 2008

Buck a Beer

Ontario slang. Cheapest legally available beer. Between Oct 2005 and Dec 2008 the minimum price of beer in Ontario was $24 for a case of twenty-four. This minimum price has since been raised to $25.60 but the moniker "Buck a Beer" has remained for all beers that are sold at minimum price.

Guy 1 "Wow that beer's gross"
Guy 2 "What do you expcect for Buck a Beer?"

Girl 1 "That beer tastes great!"
Girld 2 " I know right? And it's Buck a Beer!"

by jianadaren1 October 7, 2009

beer shits

black, tar-like substance with a tapioca-like texture that sometimes squirts out the anus when u think a fart is coming. normally follows the day after drinking alcohol.

"man, i shouldnt have drank so much last night... i keep going to the bathroom because i've got the beer shits. i hope i dont have an accident in my pants."

by chopstik rick April 15, 2006