Shit Beard

Self-explanatory - a beard-like coating of shit around one's chin and cheeks; usually self-induced

After Bobby chili dogged her, she shovelled it up into a shit beard and grinned.

by Tee Tee May 21, 2005

bead-a-bead

Nappy ass hair.

Damn Pam the back of your head is horrendous! You got some bead-a-bead's!

by dat damn micah January 1, 2009

Glove Beard

When you place your hands together, your middle fingers go under your nose like a moustache, your index finders go up to your ears as if sideburns. Your thumbs then tuck under your jaw line, your little and ring finger then hang under your chin.
As if creating a beard persona.

''Whats with that guys beard?''
''It's called a Glove Beard !''
''Glove beard?''
''When you use your hand to create a beard''
''Gosh Golly? making you look instantly older?''
''Yes, or a rapist''

by Sammy B./. December 6, 2009

Finals Beard

A beard grown during finals in order to support the non-failing effort of students attending real schools. Finals Beards may give, good luck, increased analytically abilities, better eye-sight, better hearing, ability to slow down time, ability to travel back in time. Finals Beard abilities are only available during finals.

1. Buddy: "Hey Frank, what did you write for the third essay?"
Frank: "What essay?"
Buddy:"The ones we have to turn in with the final."
Frank: "Essays?! I didn't know about any essays! Oh fu-wait!"
Buddy: "What are you doing?"
Frank: "Finals Beard, activate time travel!"
Buddy: "What?!"
Frank: "...."
Buddy: "So is something supposed to happen?"
Frank: "With what?"
Buddy: "Uuuh nevermind, so what are you going to do about the essays?"
Frank: "I got them right here."

by Beardsman October 21, 2012

Ginger Beard

Having facial hair that is primarily red or ginger in color, despite not having red hair anywhere else on your body; Ginger beard is a common condition amongst men of beard-growing age.

Ex. My buddy Mike is doing No Shave November. I never knew he was a ginger beard!

by My cousin Mufasa December 4, 2010

body beard

A body of facial hair that stretches all the way from the sideburns of the face down to the toes. Most noticeable around the neck, where sprouts of hair pop out of an LRG shirt bought off of Karma Loop. The body beard looks best when covered in sour cream from Chipotle Mexican Food and Grill, and girls named Summer tend to love it.

Aww breeaatt! My arm touched the body beard!

by fuggs May 29, 2009

Man Beads

Necklaces or bracelets made of carved peices of wood or bone. Typically worn by surfers, mountain climbers and legit guys that like adventure.Metrosexual teenage boys going through an identity crisis will often wear man beads to look like a surfer.

Ryder is a legit wearer of man beads because he's good at surfing and lives in New Zealand.

Chris can't surf and lives in Kansas but he dresses like a surfer by wearing hollister and man beads.

by StoneyWolf January 13, 2011