Bartholomew'd

when jay Bartholomew albertson the 3rd tickles your butt

hey kyle! did you hear jay tickled my butt? yeah, i really got bartholomew'd !

by LINXONRARO May 19, 2025

Baruch

Baruch, the most hypnotizing handsome man there is. He is attractive, not only in a physical way but in a way that he attracts you to him. He is smart but doesn’t work hard enough to prove it. He is charismatic, charming, funny, and outgoing. When he looks at you he doesn’t only look, but actually sees way beyond your soul. He has the most nice smile and his jokes make everyone laugh. His presence is enough to make everyone uncomfortable, but not in a bad way, in a way that he makes you want more of him and makes you want to be with him. He will always hide his problems with a smile and avoid talking about anything so be understanding and caring.

He really is an amazing person with an amazing personality and soul.

Wow you’re going out with Baruch. You’re really lucky.

by someonewhowill always love u:) July 17, 2025

Baruched

When you become the victim of some absurd, dysfunctional, or hilariously frustrating situation at Baruch College. Typically caused by clueless staff, broken systems, random inconveniences, or pure chaos — and somehow, it’s always your problem now.

It’s not just bad luck — you’ve been Baruched.

I came all the way to the city for one class and on my way up I got stuck in the elevator!
I finally got out after 15 minutes of panicking and screaming to walk up to the door and read the sign "Class Canceled, sorry for the late notice"
I just got badly baruched.

by Baruch Badbacht July 21, 2025

batchering

People Constantly telling you how to do shit in a short period of time

Every single time I go into work the managers are always batchering me.

by Blaine S. July 22, 2025

Bartholomew township Brussels sprout

The act of molding diarrhea with semen to make a ball, followed by cooking it and eating it.

Friend one: it’s time! Are you ready for a bartholomew township Brussels sprout?
Friend two: yes sir! Semen coming right up!

by Lebronludortsex July 28, 2025

Bartholomew

A sussy person that is either a twink gay guy/femboy, a nerd, or a king or prince of the medieval times that serves no purpose other than to fuck his wife and make babies

Guy 1: "Dude I think that nerd was gooning in the bathroom yesterday"
Guy 2: "Oh shit really? you mean the femboy or the nerd Bartholomew?"
Guy 1: "sheeeeit, I forgor"

by a random nigga with no purpose October 24, 2025

barching

When someone goons to a tranny

Dude I cant believe caleb was caught barching last night. He must love trannies.

by Adugna October 28, 2025