Baptist

Adjective for someone who "doesn't drink" and "doesn't have sex" but gets wasted on fireball and takes it up the ass

Girl A: I thought she was baptist
Girl B: Obviously... can't you tell by the cinnamon on her breath and the scabs on her knees

by BigGail April 28, 2017

John the Baptist

In homage to the new testiment desert wandering honey & locust eating....
John the Baptist is someone who does their own thang, usually leanin on loud so exotic it chirps like locus, while sippin' on pure honey. Naturally, he baptizes all the bad bitches.

All the who'es been slayed by John the Baptist, he baptized them in the name of pussy, honey, weed. And locust.

by Phmns52 February 8, 2014

baptist

Allies of ourselves, the Catholics, in our war against immorality and ungodliness aka *cough cough* gay marriage *cough cough* If you're gonna go to hell for something, it's gonna be that.

Baptists, like us, are a Republican denomination.

If a punk-rocker liberal walked into a Baptist church, he would probably get doused with holy water in an attempt to vanquish his impure ass. The same can be said about Catholic churches.

Righteousness will always prevail.

by The Road Warrior July 26, 2005

John the Baptist

An atomic monster from Mars who romes the streets of New York at night and feeds on human flesh.

Run for your life! It's John the Baptist!

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

Baptor

the awkward situation wherein you or your group of friends says goodbye to another person or group, only to realize that both people/groups are headed in the very same direction.

Me: adios man *starts walking*

Nick: yeah see ya *walks away*

Me: *looking over and seeing Nick* BAPTOR!

by sean patrick goggin December 27, 2008

Bathtub Wasted

The condition of being so intoxicated (well over the standard tipsy, buzzed, inebriated, or even plastered state) that it will be a miracle if you live to see the next day.

The term was thought up as a result of the 2004 incident when An unidentified Taiwanese woman (dumb betch) died of alcohol intoxication after immersion for 12 hours in a bathtub filled with 40% ethanol (brilliant). Her blood alcohol content was 1.35% (which qualified her as being bathtub wasted).

That betch consumed so much alcohol she was nearly bathtub wasted.

I'm tryina get beyond blackout tonight, let's get bathtub wasted.

by TheKittyKat December 10, 2012

bapt

a child who has been baptized.

Of the two kids, the first is a bapt, while the other is not.

by uttam maharjan April 1, 2013