Awkward Ninja

When a person suddenly appears out of nowhere like a ninja and instantly makes you feel uncomfortable, often causing an awkward silence, then disappears just as quickly

First Guy: "Then, Tommy's friend just popped up out of nowhere and started listening to our conversation, no idea how long he was standing there."
Second Guy: "Then he disappeared next time you looked over?"
First Guy:"Yeah, how did you know?"
Second Guy: "He's an Awkward Ninja"

Awkward Ninja by SuperBambi May 23, 2010

Awkward Excitement 

When you get really excited for something, but it turns really awkward.

Girl 1: I'm getting brand new tapers! I'm so excited! -Shakes other girl violently-

Girl 2: Umm, have fun with your Awkward Excitement.... -backs away slowly-

Awkward Excitement by LoannahForever January 12, 2011

Awkward Joanna 

When an annoying girl called Joanna starts being completely awkward...

Mario: Hey Joanna! What time is it?
Joanna: *Starts singing Summer Time*
Mario: Awkward Joanna!!!

Awkward Joanna by AwkJoa March 16, 2012

Awkward Pineapple 

Displays an inability to interact because the person or being does not know how to interact. They wish to

interact with others but do not know what to do or how to behave.

Standing there like an inanimate awkward Pineapple.

Guy 1 - "Hey, those two girls look like they want to talk to us"

Guy 2 - "Yeah! But they're being such Awkward Pineapples"

Awkward Pineapple by Dodwena September 18, 2013

Awkward bonement 

An awkward boner moment boh-ner noun

Main example* Spooning....

Second example* "Hey man yesterday I was giving my girlfriend a piggyback ride and I got a awkward bonement the breeze it just went up my shorts I couldn't help it but it happened and she could tell somehow she could..."

Awkward bonement by Dalyena December 20, 2014

Awkward Roger 

A person with lack of facial expression, but excessive eye movement with lips slightly parted creating a stunned and confused look. This occurs only when asked a question...

T: Hey Roger what are you doing?
R: ...(lack of facial expression) for few seconds

R: ...(excessive eye movement) for few seconds
R: ....(confused look)
T: Yo your fucking awkard man!!!
F: HAHAHAHAAH!! AWKWARD ROGER!!
W: HAHAHAAHAH! YEAAAA

B: It's not my accent!!!
V: I gotta go to sleep now guys (9pm)

Awkward Roger by Tz, MFS, WS April 16, 2011

awkward branch 

A friend who is super skinny and subject to constant shame and embarrassment because of it. It is okay to bash on this person excessively due to his or her lack of body fat and social skills. Also, may have been home-schooled.

nate: "can you imagine Peter having sex?"
kellee: "no, because he is an awkward branch with a skinny penis"

awkward branch by Kellee April 3, 2007