5 definitions by Kellee

borneman

a last name whose owners can usually be described as kick ass chicks who are still super hot and bitchin, but can also equal and/or out-do any man's skills relating to drinking, sex, sports, and life.

example 1:
guy 1: "that bitch kicks ass, im just worried she might have been born a man."
guy 2: " no, she is just a bornemann."

example 2:
pussy girl 1: "damn, i wish i were a Bornemann instead of just a pussy."
Pussy girl 2: "me too."

by Kellee March 28, 2007

abyss

a large, black cavity which can be used to describe a vagina which has been extremely sexually active, and/or where one can lose various objects such as panties, food, or quarters.

whoa, she had such an abyss, i got sucked in and had to crawl out, i needed a flashlight.

by Kellee March 28, 2007

awkward branch

A friend who is super skinny and subject to constant shame and embarrassment because of it. It is okay to bash on this person excessively due to his or her lack of body fat and social skills. Also, may have been home-schooled.

nate: "can you imagine Peter having sex?"
kellee: "no, because he is an awkward branch with a skinny penis"

by Kellee March 28, 2007

nater-tot

an incredably attractive male who only gives the time of day to super hot bitches. also can be used to describe someone who gets layed every night and can seduce anyone or anything, including inanimate objects.

really super hot girl 1: i fucked nater-tot last night.
really super hot girl 2: of course you did. we all have.

by Kellee March 28, 2007

twot clog

another name for tampon, also can be used to describe someone who is acting like a tampon.

example 1: uht-oh, seems i need to change my twot clog.
example 2: stop being a twot clog and let me have one of your fries.

by Kellee March 28, 2007