aphone

Used like alone time but means alone time with your phone.

"Hey man, can you put your phone down for a minute and talk to me?"
"Nah, I need some aphone time right now."

by catscradlexx May 7, 2018

Ahron’s Gum

When you’re a little slow and you believe that when your girl asks for gum, she really wants that dick. Only used by people who are a little slow. Named after a kid named Ahron.

M; Hey Jake did u give your girl the Ahron’s Gum last night
J: Yeah bro shit was tight

by Whodafuckisu March 5, 2018

aphonicalcophobecreep

Someone who is acused of being alcoholic alco, loses their voice due to singing aphonic, accidentally comes across as homophobic and is then labelled a creep.

Last week you came across as a total aphonicalcophobecreep!

by Escottcreep September 26, 2018

Apholopholus Glung

When you are very Cold and Tired at the same time. More common in the after stages of being drunk. (Created by Jett)

Oh no! I am very cold and tired after that night of drinking! I have apholopholus glung.

by JettTurn March 18, 2019

aphtorate

adjective

Aft•er•ate

1. very good or desirable

Yo, this burger is aphtorate!

by Bo's Pa June 12, 2019

achromatopsia

It's a type color blindness where you can't see any color, just black and white.

Guy1: Jerry has achromatopsia, he only sees black and white
Guy2: That's rad
Guy1: Just wait till he drives and gets into a traffic light... It's not so rad after all

by SpeakingoftheDevil June 26, 2019

Aphorismus

Toddler german learners who shat in the first sentence of their essay and beg their teachers to consider that a pigeon has shat on it not them but their teacher already knows that the whole essay is nothing but a shit.
Synonym : awkward exam shit writers.

Oh man!
I have an aphorismus in my class.

by Souroush December 12, 2019