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(1.) noun - A mussed, sweaty, tangled 'hairstyle' worn by women who have just engaged in vigorous sex. (2.) noun - A woman who is not a virgin but claims to be one. From Aphrodite (Venus), the Greek goddess of lust, who was reborn from the sea as a virgin after each time she had sex.
(1.) "You should have seen Julie's hair last night after we did it. She had a total Aphro!"

(2.) "Jenny claims to never have had sex with anyone, but I think she's an Aphro."
Aphro by the specter January 1, 2009
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Aphro attack 

a heighten sense of sexual desire. The feeling you get after you ingest an aphrodisiac.

examples of an aphrodisiacs: dark chocolate, oysters, and saffron
I wish john was here, I'm having a bad aphro attack. I need some SEX!

aphro stink

Someone who has an oddly appealing aroma. Usually their scent is enticing, even to others who are beautiful and seductive.
Jill: Hey whats up with Frodo and his aphro stink.
Amanda: Yea, wierd he makes me want to go closer.
Jill: Maybe he'll turn his head.
Amanda: Hopefully he looks as good as he smells.
aphro stink by SsTtUu April 28, 2011

Aphro daddy's cocck 

It's what Google talk to texts interprets when you try to describe going to Aphrodites Rock in Cyprus
I went and visited Aphro daddy's cocck

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING 

It's a sentence to describe how cool the context is. It can be used to "rick roll" when the lewd context comes in.
-When there is a storm everything is either flying or struggling except the object is standing still, you play this song or just type I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

approve new words 

A feature on Urban Dictionary that let's you approve the definitions thought up by the masses (because the people who run Urban Dictionary have gotten too lazy to do it themselves). Most of them tend to be names submitted by egotistical teenagers (see urbandictionary names), and the few that are funny or at least relevant often times don't get approved because half of the people using the "approve new words" section are just trying to push their own shitty name submission.
I tried out UD's approve new words feature and all I saw were ass-kissing name submissions.