Bifey

A Bifey is a term of affection for your one true soulmate. Bifey is also used under Barriage (Please see definition: Barriage). Bifey’s show love by cuddling, kanoodling, playing adult games, laughing, emotionally healthy with their feelings, excellent communication, go to movies, and in general make their significant other very happy and feel that you are the ONLY person for her. A Bifey is special because it is not a “babe”, “baby” or “boo” it is one specific person that is completely unique and precious in your life. Bifey’s are your best friend and soulmates.

Bifey is short for Bondage Wifey & the better half of a Bifey is a Bubby (or a Bifey). A Bubby which is short for Bondage Hubby.

The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:
Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey
&
Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby

Barriage is important term to use if you have been divorced at least once and you feel that marriage equals divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you choose a “Barriage Matrimony” then there is NO Divorce options available in a Bondage Matrimony Or Barriage Ceremony.

Marriage = Divorce & in Bondage... Well there is NO Divorce...

The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:
(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage

(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey)

Bubby and Bifey are Bondage Partners for life!

and

Bubby’s and Bifey’s Barriage was a little over 3 years ago on November 28th 2015.

by Bifey’s Voice May 26, 2019

Edivence

When a triggered moron wants to try to intimidate strangers on the internet, and is clearly losing the battle, they will often cite the existence of mythical 'edivence' supporting their point of view.

Edivence is always delusional and fictional, and not to be confused with actual evidence.

"thesaunderschild says he has 'edivence' that Capcom are keeping the flame of Resident Evil alive for the true fans with the masterpiece that is Resident Evil Village, but he's clearly been spending too much time playing with himself. "

by RobertAntonWilson August 19, 2021

Mike Loved

To be stolen from, cheated, conned, have your work claimed by another party. The perpetrator is generally professional douche bag.

" Bill Twatwaffle told the boss your idea was his? Man, you got Mike Loved!!"

by Corinne C December 20, 2016

Oceangrunge

Oceangrunge is an electronic music genre that has emerged in 2014 influenced by early vaporwave, drone, grunge and nu metal. Although still open to interpretation, it is said to be a reflection of the godlessness and hopelessness of contemporary western society. The vastness of the ocean serves as both a metaphor to allude to this concept, as well as alluding to the breadth of the dissonant droning sound of the music itself.

Sea of Dogs and Poseidon in Chains are examples of two artists that have been tagged, Oceangrunge, on Bandcamp.

by Keith Courage April 9, 2017

Noodler

An alcohol induced, female bar patron with an insatiable and unrelenting obsession to haphazardly sample, finagle and endure an unfulfilling quest for the ultimate 'Noodle' (a.k.a. male genitalia). Sometimes used in combination with the following adjectives/descriptors: 'sloppy', 'unsightly', 'desperate', puss-wide-open' and 'gargantuan'. For example: 'Sloppy Noodler' or 'Unsightly Noodler'.

Dude, the "Noodler" has been in here every night this week!
Are you frickin kidding me, the "Noodler" is totally out of control today. She's had her puss-wide-open for at least six guys since 11am!
I was pulling up to Trudeau's house and the "Noodler" came out of a side hatch door, barefoot, wearing a Nickelback t-shirt.

by Charitable Disguise October 13, 2019

Triggisode

The triggered episode that occurs before someone pulls a massive hissy fit and flees public places like a venue or even discord server.

Like Mr. Brickles type Ryan Reynolds fanboys when you tell them Just Friends was a shitty movie.

Mr. Brickles flipped everyone off and pulled a triggisode just because Chad told him Green Lantern wasn't as good as Fight Club.

by MikeTheIncel November 2, 2021

dunkrug

Someone suffering from the Dunning-Kruger effect who believes s/he is far more capable than is true. Though the opposite can also be true and high performers underestimate themselves, dunkrug has a derogatory connotation. The term may also be used with respect to knowledge.

Only dunkrugs argue it's unnecessary to wear masks in restaurants when walking to their table.

I hate meetings with know-it-all Jim because he's really such a dunkrugger.

by logophile8 February 4, 2022