Wattoed

When someone is so utterly bladdered on alcohol their mental function falls to a near halt and cannot think properly or coherently any longer.

Last night he had so much spiced rum he was absolutely wattoed out his mind.

by wrinkylbumcrack July 21, 2022

wattonframe

A middle aged male who has worked 24/7 to achieve a state of low body fat and strong muscle definition, creating a ripped and powerful peak physique. Thereby achieving their wattonframe condition.

Look at Pete. He’s brought his wattonframe to Vegas.

by Belgraviadan July 25, 2022

Wattson

me

im wattson

by super saiyan superman August 2, 2022

wattswave

aka "meaningwave", it's a genre of music that mixes the beautiful voice and teachings of Alan Watts with background sounds, created by Akira The Don.

John- Have you heard about wattswave?
Mary- Me? I've been listening to that since it first came out!!

by shroomfu August 4, 2022

Wattpad

A place where people put stories up that usually have grammar mistakes or are erotica

PERSON 1:MAN! I GOT WATTPAD!
ME: GOOD 4 U

by thatpersonwhoknowsall October 8, 2022

WatTheDogDoinAndaDa

Wat/what The/the Dog/dog Doin/doing Anda/and da/how

Short version:WTDDAD
Long version:WatTheDogDoinAndaDa
Shorter version:WTDA
Longer version:WatTheDogDoinAndaDaAndaDa

This means whats your dog doing and how it does

Guy 1:WatTheDogDoinAndaDa?

Guy 2:idk

by yalikejazzmom? October 13, 2022

Wattpad

A story platform for cringy, cliché, and stereotypical stories. You can read and write there blah blah blah

Random Person: "Hey! Have you used Wattpad?"
Random Person 2: "Uhh yeah, the stories there are literally cringe and stereotypical"

by BPM_31 October 22, 2022