California Waffle

When you shit in your roommates laptop and close it.

I just took a California waffle in Jakes MacBook, he's gonna be so pissed!

by Spagghetron April 1, 2017

Toe Waffle

When one defecates in the shower and uses their foot to stomp it down the drain in a manner that makes the feces resemble a waffle in an iron.

Jake had to use the bathroom, but was too lazy to get out of the shower. so he made Toe Waffles.

by Anhilated247 October 12, 2021

Piss-Waffle

A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.

"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.

by ST0N3D_Y0G1 January 18, 2023

Chocolate Waffle

When you shit in the shower and proceed to stomp it down the drain, making look like a waffle with the shit being the chocolate.

Oi boys surely we leave a chocolate waffle in this public shower.

by Blundabus May 12, 2022

saggy waffle

An amazing COD player who has an Ungus of a delinquent son.

Saggy waffle squadded up with us for some cyber attack.

by JoelFaced September 12, 2023

waffle strudel

When you pull out from fucking a bitch and nut all over her mid-section/face. Looks just like the pastry; right after it pops out of the toaster and you drizzle the frosting all over it.

"Daddy knows how to pull out and waffle strudel them motherfuckers" - Gissanator

by Luke's Bachelor Party '16 May 2, 2016

liver waffle

insult ; mr.penis you have a tiny penis.

Raven: liver waffle.
Bronwyn: i know i need to get it check out :

by Raven mrpenis. September 26, 2010