weather-monger

a person who deceives people by declaring that the weather will be foul.

Do not be a weather-monger. You are not a Nostradamus to predict that there will be a heavy downpour tonight.

by uttam maharjan August 11, 2010

Weather Pussy

Someone who enjoys complaining about the seasonal anomalies in temperature and who aspires to one day become a Weather Prick, but until then, laments his or her condition.

Todd lives in the cold midwest where, around winter time, he becomes a Weather Pussy, as he speaks of his testicles freezing and his urine turning to ice in mid stream while peeing behind the shed. Not to be confused with Weather Prick which is quite the opposite narrative.

by n8tt January 8, 2014

dragon weather

When you breathe out in cold weather and can see the hot air.

It’s dragon weather today.

Omg I’m breathing like a dragon.

by Jammy2000 February 20, 2018

Fair whether fisherman

A diehard fisherman that will fish whether the conditions are good or poor. Sunny rainy cloudy calm windy or stormy. HE is on the lake.

I'm not going fishing today it's too windy. George is out fishing today tho. He is a fair whether fisherman.

by Das Miz January 5, 2019

Weathering

When people try to make their sex look like different weather patterns.

For example... to weather rain, is to piss on your partner, to weather snow is to jizz on your partner, to weather a thunder storm is rough sex with whips and chains

"We should try weathering honey, a hurricane is coming soon!"

by Andy K April 6, 2004

Sweater Weather Man

pussy.

Sweater Weather Man gets laid every night!

by sweaterweatherman December 4, 2014

weatherill

n. an action that is completely lacking in skill, but produces the required result (eg pool; hitting a cue ball exceptionally hard and potting the object ball after hitting many cushions)
vb. to weatherill; the act of commiting a weatherill

'he just weatherilled it and i lost the game'
'rule1. no weatherills'

by Richard September 17, 2003