Shroom whack

V. To slap or whack a person in the face with your penis. Normally leaves a mark, also known as a mushroom tattoo. Sometimes done during a blow job if it is a bad one, as to punish the person for doing a bad job.

EX1: Dude i was walking down the street when some guy yelled "SHROOM WHACK" and then i got slapped with his cock!
EX2:Bob- Dude I shroom whacked her so hard last night, it left a mark.
Jim- big deal, i shroom whack my lady every night.
Also see cock slap

by Shroom whacker April 3, 2010

shout me a whack

when someone says “shout me a whack” it means to buy them 420, and if you don’t know what 420 is 420 is a code for marijuana/ganja/cannabis

boy: wsp bro
boy 2: yo bro you should shout me a whack
boy: rightio meet me at my place

by mcdonaldse May 9, 2022

piggy penis whack

to hold a girls nose up like a pig then cum in her nose and fill it with ejaculation then whack her in the face 3 times and hold a pillow over her face and make her oink.

herby: " yo i fucked a fat chick last night!"
albert:" did you piggy penis whack her?!"
Herby:"yeah i said bitch oink or die!!!"

by SAG & SMG July 24, 2006

smack daddy whack

The whack you get from a smack daddy.

"Hey, smack daddy, gimme some whack!"

"I got it right here!"

"Blessed be! It's the smack daddy whack!"

by OystersR April 19, 2007

Paddy whack the knick knack

A slang term defining female masturbation.

Jill prefers to paddy whack the knick knack any day over using a vibrator.

by Mahogany Ride September 5, 2007

Danza Whack

When a man slaps a woman with his penis. Named after the great Tony Danza. This moves is also known as the Dana Slap or more simply the Danza. A woman's version of this maneuver is referred to as a Somers Slap.

After dodging that bitches Somers Slap attack, I Danza Whacked her out cold before she could get me back with those beef drapes.

by Evil DDR November 1, 2007

Google whack

To put two real words into google and come up with one result highly entertaining and great distraction

macrocryoglobulinemia monotheists----a true google whack look it up!

by 5416546 November 1, 2010