Wazzy waffle

A game performed by a close knit group of male friends involving one waffle, and 3-5 players. To prepare, everyone strips down until they are butt naked. Then all players start masturbating over the waffle. The goal of this activity is to ejaculate on to the waffle as quick as possible whoever cums last has to devour the semen drenched waffle completely.

Guy 1: what's wrong with Tristan he's been acting weird today.

Guy 2: Oh he just lost a game of Wazzy waffle earlier this morning, he'll be fine tomorrow.

by Wazzy the semen demon May 27, 2017

waffle foot

when you step on an uneven surface and it leaves an imprint on your foot

you step on a waffle iron

or when your feet just don't look right.

some cases a waffle foot is noticeable.

1 Jim- *holds his foot out of the water* dude this pool is giving me a waffle foot!!

2 margret - these sandls just scream waffle foot

3 eric- *at wrestling the padding on the floor leave detailed imprints of your feet* oh no.. they is gonna find out!

by shattered but aware January 15, 2010

waffle strudel

When you pull out from fucking a bitch and nut all over her mid-section/face. Looks just like the pastry; right after it pops out of the toaster and you drizzle the frosting all over it.

"Daddy knows how to pull out and waffle strudel them motherfuckers" - Gissanator

by Luke's Bachelor Party '16 May 2, 2016

gay waffle

a male waffle that is attracted to other male waffles

that is one gay waffle

by gayylmao March 21, 2017

liver waffle

insult ; mr.penis you have a tiny penis.

Raven: liver waffle.
Bronwyn: i know i need to get it check out :

by Raven mrpenis. September 26, 2010

toff waffle

Posh persons bullshit

Rupert is spouting a load of toff waffle again

by MattW999 January 30, 2018

Piss-Waffle

A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.

"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.

by ST0N3D_Y0G1 January 18, 2023