crack tweet

Rambling incoherent twitter postings which are made usually while under the influence of drugs/alcohol/self-importance. Often posted in rapid fire and contradictory to previous posts. Well known crack tweet-ers are Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila, and Courtney Love.

An example crack tweet from Lindsay Lohan this November (in rapid fire)

"When does “going for a drive” turn into “walking into teddys with @carlosncharge and a girl"

"Too bad I can catch someone in a lie when I heart voyeur"

"Jess s is with kellun hahahahahahaha"

" so much for s not being “public” guess fame is better with premiere kids."

or

"Did you see the crack tweets that Courtney Love posted about losing custody of her daughter?"

by laxqt24 January 14, 2010

tiny teeth

When cats open their mouths really wide and their tiny teeth become visible.

i.e. yawning, hissing.

"Oh my goodness, Andy's tiny teeth are showing!"

by JaneJill March 9, 2010

Face-Tweet

The act of "tweeting" by using your facebook wall instead of a Twitter account.

If you want to know what she is up to, just look at her wall on Facebook. She is a Face-Tweeter.

by MTS 2010 July 27, 2010

Prairie Teeth

1. Widely spaced teeth;
2. A person with few teeth;

From the concept of wide open spaces.

1. He smiled revealing his yellow prairie teeth.
2. I saw old "Praire Teeth" Smith leering at me.

by Edna Sweetlove August 3, 2010

Crumpet Teeth

When someones teeth has unusual staining on them. Staining similar to the color of a crumpet or english muffin such as: off white, yellow, orange, brown or even hints of black.

He was totally cute until he smiled, it was a serious crumpet teeth situation. Brown with hints of yellow, it reminded me of a toasted english muffin. Gross!

by No Internal Monologue August 23, 2010

pity tweet

a tweet that is sent to a lonely person who hasn't received any tweets that day

Just because no one is tweeting today, it does not mean I want your pity tweets!

by omegaepsilon April 25, 2011

up tweet

Verb. Sending a tweet or tweeting @someone more famous than yourself in hopes that they will re-tweet and make you famous for a few minutes in the twitter-verse. Opposite of 'down tweet' or "down tweeting".

I up tweeted @brianwilliams but he ignored it.

by Hbro November 9, 2012