Tool

A guy who pops his collar, goes tanning, and wears shirts five sizes too small. Very often, they can be found sporting growing-up-Gotti haircuts with pencil thin facial hair to match. Most of these guys prefer to drive a hot car, one that equally shallow girls will swoon over. They also prefer to listen to bad music.

"Get a load of that tool over there with the pink shirt and yellow Live Strong bracelet!"

by Jonathanagan April 29, 2008

toolbar

a real douche bag

there was this total toolbar in the pub last night. i should've punched him right in the face!

by charmie September 23, 2009

tool bag

The supreme combination of being an utter tool and a total douche bag. Think fist pumping pricks with no brains, a thick Jersey/NYC/Long Island accent (you know the one), and overly tanned orange skin. Oh, and mountains of hair gel for their short haircuts.

All the guys on MTV's Jersey shore are complete tool bags and they don't even know it. Sit back and enjoy.

by Greekbrain December 15, 2009

tool shed

A slut (a tool being a male reprodtive organ, a shed being a place to put it.

Andrea is a toolshed

by eroc43 April 19, 2005

Tool

A little immature ginger who doesnt realize nobody likes him. He ignorrantly walks around thinking he is actually loved. These people tend to be cocky and have nothing to back them up.

people- "Harrison, lets go to the Cherokee party."

Tool- "Naw broski, thats gay. Lets go get schwayze."

People- "Harrison, lets go play basketball in alkek."

Harrison- "Naw, faggot. I wanna go slurge on adrianne."

by ral dawg April 13, 2010

Tool

The greatest band ever in my opinion. they are their own genre. Some metal screams from Maynard on vocals and Adam on guitar, but still a somewhat lighter side (loathed by some tool fans). Tool is indeed a band to be remmebered for years.

i love tool and would take a bullet for maynard

by m4n4rd1sg0d May 13, 2005

TOOL IT UP!

The act of becoming "Tooled Up", in which the participator enters a semi-god status, and is invulnerable to fire, magic and all forms of physical pain. Tooling It Up is a very draining experience, and often the user must spend several hours recupriating after Tooling It Up.

To initiate the process of Tooling It Up, a person must raise his right fist above his head, and cry "TOOL IT UP!"

Warning: Do not Tool It Up unless you have eaten your breakfast, as it is a very draining experience

They were fighting a losing battle, until they cried "TOOL IT UP!" They then Tooled It Up and became demigods, which turned the tide of the battle

by TIU4LIFE October 28, 2006