toffee bear

one of 4 of the coolest guys in the world.

the toffee part is derived from the fact that this awesome mans skin tone resembles the colour of toffee.

the bear part is derived from the fact that he is part of an awesome bear team of hard yet incredibly cool guys. they are womanizers withsome exeptions.

see also; pombear vanilla bear and polar bear.

pomb bear: hey toffee bear have you seen vanilla bear

toffee bear: yeah man he's having sxual intercourse with that woman over there
vanilla bear: thats me done weres polar bear
toffe bear, pomb bear: dunno

by toffee bear November 15, 2009

tofacon

(toe-FAY-kun) noun.

Tofu made to taste like bacon, often found in prepackaged caesar salads, or in vegetarians' fridges. It is typically extremely salty, and tends not to taste much like bacon.

I thought that caesar had bacon bits in it, but it was just tofacon.

by RoboHippo September 27, 2010

Tofu Magnet

A person who typically attracts only orthodox vegans, earthy artsy types, or wannabe hippies that sport goatees and poet berets.

Girl 1: Violet seems to have a thing for skinny dorky losers with bad goatees who refuse to eat meat.

Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.

by narbles February 25, 2011

TOFBIUTF

That One Fat Bitch I Used To Fuck

- Hey, do you know that girl looking over here and waving?
- Yeah, its TOFBIUTF... Im trying to avoid her.

by CeeCee_97 October 26, 2011

Tofu

Acronym for "Totally Fucking."

"Wow, those two are tofu."

by JSpaulding December 7, 2012

Toffee Finger

When wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper.

"hey Nick, Smell this finger!"
"Dude, did you just toffee finger in the bathroom you sicko?!"

by Wayne The 1st March 26, 2016

tofu duty

When shit out poop

After we ate at the tofu bar buffet I had to make tofu duty

by H.R. Griffin May 31, 2016