Skip to main content

Tim Allen

1) A type of hand-rolled cigarette commonly rolled accidentally by inexperienced rollers but sometimes rolled purposefully by veteran ones. Formed by pinching your two thumbs in too hard while rolling your cigarette, the middle remains less densely packed (while either side is much tighter and smaller), leaving the cigarette with a distinct, flattened-isosceles-triangle sort of shape.

The name refers to the house on the title frame of the popular nineties T.V. sitcom, "Home Improvement", in which Tim Allen starred. During the title frame of the intro song, the name of the show is framed in the same flattened triangle shape.

2) That cocaine loving motherfucker from Home Improvement.
Can Tim Allen roll a Tim Allen so fat that even he couldn't smoke it? Trick question. He doesn't smoke anything, not even that crack bullshit. Doesn't even freebase. He just snorts that pure, white, Colombian nose candy.
by AJ Rabaioli October 28, 2009
mugGet the Tim Allenmug.

Pookey-Tim

Verb; Versatile verb used in conjunction with sexual inuendo
".....So I pookey-Tim'd her..."
"She was going down on me so I pulled out and pookey-tim'd all over her face"
"What the Pookey-Tim is going on here!"
"She bent over and I gave her the good old Pookey-Tim"
by Spunk Masta flex October 16, 2004
mugGet the Pookey-Timmug.

Tim Pawlenty

The governor of Minnesota who proceeded to fuck up the state. Because of him and his idiots in legislature, Minnesota may go into a state shutdown.
When Tim Pawlenty leaves office I'll be sure to throw a party.
by The Volkswagen Beatle July 2, 2005
mugGet the Tim Pawlentymug.

tim mcgraw

by asdfjkl May 8, 2003
mugGet the tim mcgrawmug.

tim henman

Unusual phenomena whereby loosing actually increases a sportmans following. Normally followed by an avid following every year at Wimbledon by an army of rich tennis lovvies. In recognition of his ability to loose to just about any player able to hold a racket he has been given the nickname tiger. A very apt description if Tigers are gutless, boring and serial tennis champ loosers.
Fortunatley, for Britain, he is still playing Tennis in the hope one day he will win a tournament. Currently he is hoping to enter the womens tennis tour since he he has all the prerequisites for being female
I think we might loose thet football , its looking like another Henman day
by binsurfer December 11, 2003
mugGet the tim henmanmug.

tim armstrong

The hottest guy to be in more than 1 band! Rancid and the Transplants are the best!)
mugGet the tim armstrongmug.

Tim Tebow

The greatest thing to ever happen to Christianity in America.
Bible stores have probably doubled sales because of Tim Tebow.
by littletim January 11, 2012
mugGet the Tim Tebowmug.

Share this definition