lettuce

being too lazy to do anything; being in a constant vegetative procrastination

Stop being such a lettuce and clean your room!

by captain Wot May 21, 2016

Stirring the lettuce

When you’re tossing salad and the person doesn’t finish

He was barely stirring the lettuce in bed last night

by Dabberzzz January 27, 2022

Lettuce

A lettuce is a vegetable which apparently lasts longer than politicians on their posts.

Woah, that lettuce outlasted the PM!

by LDE but Urban October 21, 2022

goofy lettuce

M A R I J U A N A

"Pass some of that goofy lettuce"

by Cucumber Richard May 7, 2019

Butter Lettuced

When a person ejaculates in between another’s buttocks and adds butter to taste

Sam butter lettuced his wife in a port-a-potty by the creek last night.

by Gut_pirate69 November 26, 2021

Lettuce Licking

When someone is passionate about a certain situation, whether it’s politics or environmental situations

She is a lettuce licking liberal

by Sassycheetah September 1, 2018

Lettuce poppin

Similar to pussy poppin. Discreetly explaining you just had sex, but you can say it around your grandma and she won't understand.

Grandma: where were you last night?
Pat: I was just out lettuce poppin, gam gam.
Grandma: oh good, I was worried you were getting up to no good.
Pat: *winks*

by Buggers4 May 15, 2016