french spread

A french spread is a delightful assortment of cheeses arrayed on the inner thigh of a person. This spread must be picked up via the tongue, and the plate must be licked clean when the cheese is finished.

The cheese monger had acquired a nice meunster to finish the french spread.

by theevanshow December 2, 2014

Banana spreading

Spreading peanut butter with an unpeeled banana

Ricky couldn't find a knife so he resorted to banana spreading at the campsite

by Dr. Pigeon June 5, 2022

Seafloor Spreading

The act of spreading someone’s legs or ass cheeks on the seafloor. It is also a ritual that all our ancestors used to perform water sports.

Vyrra: Hi babe, let’s do some Seafloor Spreading this summer!
Zhongli: Sure babe *spreads ass cheeks*

by SeafloorSpreader November 14, 2024

spread the onion

To pass very bad wind (fart) while walking though a crowd or in confined area like a crowded lift.

"Somebody spread the onion in the lift that just about made my eyes water!"

by The Big Monkey Man August 11, 2017

Glute Spread

Gymbro speak for going to shit, with some opportunity to fit in a gay joke

1: Bro I gotta go do a glute spread real quick
2: I’ll come help you with that bro 👅

by CCentauri22 August 26, 2025

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by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

fam spreading

When a family or group of friends spreads out in a walkway so that others cannot pass them.

Oh great, another family is fam spreading, now we have to walk slowly behind them.

by BirchJulius December 14, 2020