thoughtbox

When a group tokes up and ends up waxing philosophical.

"Thoughtbox party at my place."
"Hehe, I think, therefore I'm stoned!"

by JustJoeDammit January 25, 2009

Thoughtsicle

An idea, notion, or brainteaser which is as pleasant and easy to digest as a frozen ice-treat on a hot summer day.

"What an interesting little thoughtsicle" Julie said to herself upon learning the definition of synopposism.

by Ned Shaver March 24, 2009

Thoughtnic

Thoughts regarding nicotine that can only be alleviated by consuming said nicotine

Wow bro, I just eliminated so many thoughtnics by snacking on that nicotine

by cumsock27 February 18, 2020

thoughtversation

a very thoughtful conversation

a conversation that causes all people involved to think deeply

Roel and Jonathan had a wonderful thoughtversation yesterday about what it means to call someone a friend.

by thoughtversation April 11, 2021

Night thoughts

(Noun)
Like shower thoughts but at night

Person 1: what if oxygen is just an addictive substance and that’s why we die when we don’t get any. We rely on it so much it became a necessity
Person 2: What? It’s night this is not the time to be thinking about this
Person 1: Night thoughts are taking over

by Fox_PineApple April 2, 2020

Suicidal Thoughts

A song by the one and only Notorious B.I.G., on the album "Ready to Die." It's one of the most intense, if not THE most intense, song I've ever heard. As the title suggests, of course, the song is about suicide. Has to be heard for the full effect. Lyrics below:

(RING, RING)

(Hello? Aw shit, nigga. What the fuck time is it, man?
Oh god damn. Nigga do you know what time it is?
Aw shit, what the fuck's goin' on? You alright?
Aw, nigga what the fuck is wrong wit you?)

When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell
Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell
It don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies
God will probably have me on some real strict shit
No sleepin' all day, no gettin my dick licked
Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise
Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice
All my life I been considered as the worst
Lyin' to my mother, even stealin' out her purse
Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion
I know my mother wished she got a fuckin' abortion
She don't even love me like she did when I was younger
Suckin' on her chest just to stop my fuckin' hunger
I wonder if I died, would tears come to her eyes?
Forgive me for my disrespect, forgive me for my lies
My babies' mothers 8 months, her little sister's 2
Who's to blame for both of them (naw nigga, not you)
I swear to God I just want to slit my wrists and end this bullshit
Throw the Magnum to my head, threaten to pull shit
And squeeze, until the bed's, completely red
I'm glad I'm dead, a worthless fuckin' buddah head
The stress is buildin' up, I can't,
I can't believe suicide's on my fuckin' mind
I want to leave, I swear to God I feel like death is fuckin' callin' me
Naw you wouldn't understand (nigga, talk to me please)
You see its kinda like the crack did to Pookie, in New Jack
Except when I cross over, there ain't no comin' back
Should I die on the train track, like Remo in Beatstreet
People at the funeral frontin' like they miss me
My baby momma kissed me but she glad I'm gone
She knew me and her sista had somethin' goin' on
I reach my peak, I can't speak,
call my nigga Chic, tell him that my will is weak.
I'm sick of niggas lyin', I'm sick of bitches hawkin',
matter of fact, I'm sick of talkin'.
(BANG)
(hey yo big...hey yo big)
***
Suicidal Thoughts - Notorious B.I.G., Ready to Die

by has this name been used yet October 17, 2006

thoughtstipated

To have a mental blockage, a thought on the tip of your tongue you can't seem to spit out. A synonym of brainfart.

I just smoked an 1/8 of weed to myself, now I'm all thoughtstipated.

by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006