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bordplaner og porcelænsglas

Porcelænsglas is a danish word most commonly used in conjunction with bordplaner, and the sentence "bordplan og porcelænsglas" roughly translates into "seating chart and glasses of porcelain". However, the sentence also refers to doing cocaine on the naked body of a prostitute.

The word "bordplaner" gives associations to something lying on a table (a woman or a prostitute).

In the word porcelænsglas the 'porcelæn' gives association to something white (cocaine) and 'glas' to a mirror which is commonly used for lining up the cocaine.
"In the middle of an organizational chaos, I have chosen not to have 'bordplaner og porcelænsglas'."

"WOW, there was nothing about 'bordplaner og porcelænsglas' in the invitation. I would have gotten here earlier then!"

"I hope there will be a 'bordplan og porcelænsglas' soon, or I am out of here."
by DoktorRandolph March 20, 2013
mugGet the bordplaner og porcelænsglasmug.

OG

Over Gay
You are an OG person !
by thunderstrom99 April 7, 2017
mugGet the OGmug.

OG

it is not an abbreviation for "ORIGINAL GANGSTER"; OG is your REAL FRIEND's.
a.k.a
the past we need to learn to not forget, but remember.
Fuck man, I wish I had my OG's still....because they will always be the ones willing to help when we need it the most.
by crkdqr September 19, 2020
mugGet the OGmug.

Only for OGs

Only for OGs is group of very sexy ppl .Eda is the most sexy one !!😌✌🏻
What’s the best WhatsApp group ?

Its the group „ Only for OGs „
by Only for OGs December 21, 2020
mugGet the Only for OGsmug.

OG

OG is an acronym for "Orginal Gooner," which means you have been gooning before anyone else or that your style of gooning is old school.
Oh, that's just my friend gooning again he's such an OG. What a gooner he is, am I right?
by That_Dude1 February 22, 2025
mugGet the OGmug.

oge

a low energy or soft version of the response "ok/oke/okay"
its often used in late night chats when one or both parties are tired and mellow
"you should go to sleep now its late"
"..oge"
"gn homie"
"gn<3"
by residentcateeper June 15, 2024
mugGet the ogemug.

maple og

“Maple og” is a made up strain of marijuana, The world was first seen being used by Aedan K.C and Charlie Renolds. It was used to make fun of the fact that they filled up the carts they sold with maple syrup.
man a:hey guys whats your cart flavor?
man b:the cart flavors i got right now are maple og and chocolate kush.
by lilcruise090 April 11, 2020
mugGet the maple ogmug.

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