greek

Greeks are some of the coolest people that you will ever meet. They're respectful, hardworking, hardworking, kind (but can be very scary). You'll want to hang out with greeks all the time because they're so awesome. But guess what? You can't hang out with them over the summer because they go to their horio (town they are from in Greece) for the whole summer. Even when they are home, they are probably busy hanging out with their families. And don't even try to hang out with them on Sundays. This is the day of Church and Church gossip. You see, the greeks go to church on Sunday for the service yes, but for the coffee hour after so they can gossip about each other. Religion is one of the greeks strongest values. Another thing that greeks like to do is dance. The most common known dance is the kalamatiano. Dancing is how they burn off all of the galaktoboureko, baklava, loukoumades, etc.

Sally Smith: Hey Panayotia do you want to hang out this summer?
Panayotia Pappadappalappazappolous: Sorry I can't, I'll be in Sparti from June 6th to August 12.
Sally Smith: How about when you get back?
Panayotia Pappadappalappazappolous: When I'm not with my family or at church, sure.
Sally Smith: Oh my Gosh with you Greeks! Why are you ALWAYS with your family? Not just your immediate family, but even all your 50 aunts, uncles, and second cousins.

Panayotia Pappadappalappazappolous: You malaka. Stupid Americans.

by malako June 25, 2019

Greek roast

Fish and chips

I can't be bothered cooking tonight so we're having a Greek roast for dinner

by guineapigface June 29, 2019

Greek Smile

a frown

"I don't think Olivia likes me very much."
"She does, she's just Greek. She was giving you a Greek Smile."

by DarknessSchmarkness March 22, 2019

Greek

the antient greeks took blake and killed him for food thats what i call nostalgia

blake was killed by the greeks and was eaten thats nostalgia

by GreekNostalgia June 4, 2019

Freaky with the Greek

The obsession with the Greek guy. In other words, they will have a formal fornication.

Nick wants to get freaky with the Greek but he denies it.

by Fuckingbitches35790 May 16, 2018

greek potato

A potato you shove into a girl’s rectum that when she clenches her cheeks, turns into mashed potatoes

You want a greek potato?

by Bodacious Bootyhole Bandit December 28, 2017

Avarege Greek Dude

He be greek, light brown haired, avarage dude that has no life. He plays on his PC all day and has only few friends, because ppl thinks he's wierd. He is politically unstable due to his country's state and also has a secret crush that never talks about.

Greek Dude #01: Hey look! Giannis is coming!
Greek Dude #02: Oh no! Run away! He's a Avarege Greek Dude!

by kwjzs April 9, 2020