tchotchkization

Describes the increase of the presence and display of tchotchkes within any given space, usually referring to an unacceptable or obnoxious level being achieved.

The tchotchkization in this office is getting to be ridiculous- I can't even see the walls!

by YogiBlue July 2, 2008

tcff

"Too Cool For Facebook" Adjective to describe someone who is not on facebook because, quite simply, they are too cool for social networking on the internet.

A: "Hey, add me on facebook!"
B: "Sorry, I'm tcff."

A: "Whoa, I need to find that girl on facebook later."
B: "You're going to have to try harder than that - she's tcff."

A: "You haven't responded to my party invite or commented on the fact that I just got divorced or liked any of my amazing photographs."
B: "That's because I'm tcff. You're going to have to engage in a actual real life friendship with me, man."
A: "Whoa."

by Magra October 21, 2010

S.N.I.T.C.H.

Sorry Nigga I'm Tryna Come Home (apparently coined by Pharrell Williams in 2013)

He's a S.N.I.T.C.H. - he ratted out his boys for early release!

by K-Solo For-Dolo October 8, 2013

B!tch

Its when people who are trying to be cool yet cant curse on a live chat on some stupid WOW server.

Nerd-WHY MOM!
Mom-Get off in 5 minutes jhonny!
Nerd (To his friends in chat -Not mic so she dosent hear-)-Man she is such a B!tch!
Friend1-Yea my mom is too!
Nerd-NO I GOT KILLED!(Rages quits)

by Stormy Littles July 24, 2011

TCOT

Acronym hashtag used on twitter that stands for Top Conservative On Twitter. This acronym was decided upon to use one less character since 'BIGOT' is 5 characters long.

<Insert minority group here> is a bunch of lazy, sinful, people that will all go to hell. #tcot

by deppy April 29, 2013

TCB

The act of masturbating, or "Taking Care of Business" so to speak. Also known as:

Tickle the Crotch Beef
Touch the Clammy Bologna
Tame the Cranky Beaver
Tossing of Crotch Ballistics
Tapping the Creamy Bagel
Taunting the Canoe Badger
Twiddling Charlie’s Brother
Toyfully Cranking the Boner
Tenaciously Caressing the Bellhop
Tenderly Converting Believers
Teaching the Cabin Boy
Telltale Clam Blood
Toking the Crusty Barnacle
Taunting Captain Badly
Twisting and Clamping the Balls
Terrorizing Captain Bluehelmet
Tranquilly Capsizing the Buoy
Tasting Cunnilingus Breath
Tasteless Correction of Borneo
Tempting the Chicken Bucket
Taking Care of Bogey
Tempting Cleavage Bullets
Tricking the Carrot Below
Tightening Constricted Ballsacks
Ticklishly Clutching the Bollocks
Training Corporal Blinkey
Trigger the Catapult of Boing
Tossing the Cyclops a Bonbon
Trip the Carnal Bullseye
Torque the Creep Baton
Taint Caressing Begins
Taint Croquet Blastoff
Tossing Creamy Bullets
Tossing Chum Butter
Turbo Causes Blisters
Traveling the Cosmos and Beyond
Tease the Constricted Boa
Targeting Consecrated Bliss
Tormenting the Confused Bluefish
Tickling Chewbacca's Beard
Targeting Calculated Boinger
Treating the Caretaker for Blueballs
Tango with Creamy Balm
Touching the Crepe of Booyah
Titillate the Cobalt Balloons
Tempting Carnal Bliss
Taking Care of Bollocks
Taste the Crème Brule
Triggering the Combustible Banana
Titillating the Cylindrical Bulimic
Tubing the Carcass Balloon
Targeting for Cleavage Barrage
Tossing the Corpulent Bologna
Trampus Coitus Bonkum
Tapping Curvaceous Backside

I was driving west on I-70 heading to Denver when I had the urge to TCB right in the middle of Kansas.

by fulltrucker January 6, 2007

TCIO

This Conversation Is Over, also pronounced as Tee-see-yo. Used to let homothugs and Joes alike know that you are in control of an argument and are declaring it over.

Joe or huge homothug: why are you so mean to me?
Alpha Male: Because you are a mad gay, TCIO!!!

by Check it-----IVOR April 15, 2006