Shaq Surprise

The shaq surprise aka The slippery Shaquille is a move performed by the male in the relationship where they bend you over and give the old fashioned wrap around.

Ayoooo shalisa didn't big hommie come over to da crib last night. Hell yeah he slipped me the shaq surprise and afterwards I was shaq shocked

by Chunky chungus October 25, 2020

Hawaiian surprise

When you ejaculate in a 12 pack of Hawaiian rolls on thanksgiving and Broil them for 5 minutes on 450 and proceed to serve them to your family

I’m going to give my aunt a Hawaiian surprise this thanksgiving

by Duffy Kong March 08, 2019

james surprise

When your genital area has a skullet, so then the carpets really do match the drapes.

Hope my girlfriend likes my James surprise. She seems to like my haircut, so I don't see why not

by Theredbullet May 24, 2017

surprise poopy

to accidentally poop yourself

Bubba had surprise poopy at work, "what a scharter", that was an accident.

by Stinkeeeee August 04, 2008

Raleigh Surprise

When you take a dump in a blender and mix it with Cool Whip and Ice, then stick your dick into the frosty treat and proceed by fucking your girl (or guy). then you eat out his/her hole, therefore enjoying a refreshing dairy desert.

Good lord man, those kids down in Kakalakey know all about the perfect raleigh surprise! no wonder that shits the capitol!

by teep July 25, 2006

arabian surprise

after a man ejaculates into a girl (or man for that matter) he whispers into her ear 'I have AIDS.'

also often referred to as a 'Swedish rodeo.'

sam performed an arabian surprise on his dad

by dave April 25, 2005

Transylvania Surprise

When fuckin a girl she bleeds for no damn reason.

Self-explanatory. If you don't get it you don't need to.

by Jake MacFarland August 27, 2005