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Status gossip

When someone gets information off your Facebook status and tells someone else the said information.
Natalie says to John, "I got some good status gossip. I hear your girlfriend wants to meet Julie."

John - "How did you know that?"

Natalie - "I read it on Julie's Facebook status."
by Organically Opinionated November 5, 2009
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Statusize

Like to fantasize, except in this form you update your Facebook/MySpace/Etc. Statuses about a person you usually adore. Is often seen as creepy and looked down upon.
Statusize in place - "You know when you don't respond I think about it for hours afterwards? But its pretty much OK. Cause I'd be thinking about you anyway."
by DACHASER January 24, 2010
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Status Delay

Occurs when a person has posted a new status on facebook but suddenly realizes or finds something else that they want as their status but delays a few hours to post it so that people won't get angry that he or she is filling up their newsfeed.
After posting a unique quote on facebook, Robert suddenly realized that he wanted to also post a video from youtube as well but status delayed for a few hours before doing so.
by Vikingswimmer82 August 26, 2010
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status trap

a Facebook or Myspace status that grabs people's attention because of its absurdity and/or humor, forcing them to comment on it or like it.
when Matt placed a status trap of "Am I fat if I bring a box of girl scout cookies to the bathroom with me." he got 6 likes and 10 comments.
by loopus November 8, 2010
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status window

the optimal time to post something really good on facebook, when you know the most people will see it as well as comment on it.
I only got 2 comments, I think I missed to "status window".
by jblonde December 2, 2010
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status orgy

when too many people comment on a user's facebook status, resulting in multiple conversations with multiple groups of people.

although status orgies are occasionally funny, they result in an annoying overload of notifications for everyone involved.
example #1:
after 36 comments, the post was declared a status orgy

example #2:
John: "whoa, 26 notifications?"
Jane: "that's just some status orgy I was in"
by WLPS April 9, 2011
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status pirate

Someone that rampantly repost the statuses of others instead of creating their own.
We started calling Jimmy "Echo" cuz he's such a status pirate.
by aalh July 28, 2011
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