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Statiquette

Having proper etiquette when updating ones Facebook,Myspace,Twitter,ect. status'. This would involve things such as, not updating too frequently, not name dropping, talking shit about another person,posting your daily routine ect.
Guy 1: Did you see Stacy's Facebook status?

Guy 2: Yeah how could i miss it, its updated every 5 minutes, she has the worst statiquette.
by VznNb June 10, 2009
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statusfied

a term or phrase, quoted from others or yourself, used as a status shown to friends on a social networking site, such as Facebook.
Luke: yeah, its like a nerd's sport

Lee wonders why watching downloads is so fun, "its like a nerd's sport" - Luke

Lee: STATUSFIED
by NinjaSpawn94 June 15, 2009
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status remorse

When one posts a status update on a social networking site and immediately regrets it, but cannot delete it since it's already been posted for all to see, and any revision would be obvious and painfully transparent.
"Aww, man, I'm having some status remorse. I posted that I'm going to Vegas but my supervisor thinks I'm sick. He's probably already seen my status."
by swingladyA September 13, 2009
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Statman

One who is very knowledgeable with statistics, specifically basketball stats. Very good with numbers, and usually has a ridiculously good memory. Remembers the most crazy stats that nobody else does.
Statman is helping out by doing the stats for our team tonight!
Did Statman tell you about that Bulls-Pacers game last night?
"Stephen went 6/6 from the 3pt line and had 31pts, 9/13 from the FT line, 8/14 from the field and had 6 Rebounds," says Statman.
by THE Original Statman April 13, 2010
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status bait

a facebook status that is made just so a specific person will like it
Bob wants Jill to like his status. Bob knows Jill likes Aerosmith. Bob makes status "Dream On." Jill takes the "status bait" and likes it.
by kWMp April 20, 2010
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Statisdick

An huge dill hole who constantly converses with others about statistics.

OR

A statistics teacher who assigns too much homework.
Example 1 -

Guy 1: "Hey did you guys catch the basketball game last night. It was incredib-"
Guy 2 (interjects): "I love finding the z-score of everything!"
Guy 1: "I was telling a story. Stop being such a statisdick."

Example 2 -

Teacher: "I know you guys have 3 essays due tomorrow, so I'll just assign you 10 pages of really hard Stats homework tonight. Sound good?"

Student (after class): "That guy is such a statisdick."
by The mean z-scorer November 20, 2010
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State Boner

A synonym for american nationalism. An act of treating the United States like a god that controls all other countries and neglecting any arguments or discussions that do not involve and/or insult the US.
Man, Johnny is a real nationalist. He gets a state boner every time he hears the anthem.
by ThatSneakyGuy December 25, 2010
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