Jack Staley

Totally hot guy... he's so nice and always thinks of others before himself...

Pete : My feet are cold!
Jack Staley: Here, have my socks.

by Jiggle Jobbles October 18, 2010

Facebook Stalker Regret

Usually occurring after an individual has procrastinated some important work/school project, and decided to stalk a friend, acquaintance or coworker to the point that they have seen so much that they regret clicking on the profile on the first place. The stalker may be regretful for a number of reasons, including but not limited to the following:

1. Finding details about someone you never wanted to find
2. Feeling pathetic for having spent half an hour researching someone you don't know and don't care about
3. Feeling jealous of someone whose life you perceive (from Facebook) to be better than yours

"I found this guy on okCupid but before we met I found him on Facebook and know he likes Grey's Anatomy, Candy Crush, and the Communist party. He took a beach trip to Mexico in '09 with his brother Chris. Now I'm afraid to meet him because I'm afraid I'm gonna let something slip and he'll think I'm a total stalker."
"Sounds like you're experiencing Facebook Stalker Regret."

by SophiaChicken October 9, 2013

Polish stalker

When I traveled to Europe I had a very unpleasant experience with a few Polish stalkers. They kept acting like they were entitled and like they owned the place. And kept following me around and wouldn’t leave me alone. They almost seemed to be jealous of me.

I guess they might be confused or something. But somebody inform the Polish people that impersonating authority and stalking people is against the law. I was very bewildered and in fear when they kept obsessing over me. These people wouldn’t leave me alone.

I found it very annoying and these Polish people were getting on my nerves and getting in my way, and wouldn’t leave me the fuck alone.

They were the most annoying people ever, I swear.

(UD Jews, meant this for you guys to read.)

Has anyone else had a few Polish stalkers?

by Death Menace December 25, 2022

the red haired stalker

a persistant, ugly, short, disgusting, annoying, aggressive, violent stalker that stops at nothing to get what he needs. he calls girls at 3 in the morning and asks them to hang out. he asks girls in class if they do strange things with their boyfriends. the vortex of "monty"

the red haired stalker struck again. hes gross. sausage shaped red shit hangin from your face.

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

Parking Lot Stalker

A minor who roams around parking lots looking for someone to buy them alcohol.

Hey, I made some easy money off some parking lot stalkers last night. Sold 'em beer for double the price!

by evilniner October 31, 2009

Night Stalker

A person who is not picked up/taken home after the clubs and bars close. They are out looking for the drunk that will take them home. They are stalking.

Janie, look, there is that night stalker that tried to pick Kelly up when we went to the Waffle House after the club.

by twizzlergirl June 16, 2008

freak stalker

a creepy girl ussaly in high school like to lie and go every where you go.

Hey pat get that freak stalker

by Kamen rider ichigo June 11, 2006