Smoking Dick

To waste large amounts of time doing nothing, while you should be productive.

"Are you doing your work?"

"No, I'm smoking dick."

"Where is nick?"
"Smoking dicks at the bomb range."

by xXSephiroth_lova_420[BR]Xx January 15, 2013

spikings

Two traditions of exploration come together in the history of the word spikings, which also illustrates how knowledge of the classics has influenced teachers at DCGS to call him a dumbass. Scientifically spiking was described a large, arboreal, anthropoid ape of Amersham. It is larger than a man, and is remarkable for its massive skeleton and powerful muscles, which give it enormous strength, which allows him to represent the school team. In some respects its anatomy, more than that of any other ape, resembles that of man, with of course no brain.

I hope you all enjoyed this short extract about spikings!!!!

by I don't think it will be a good idea!!! March 22, 2004

Smoking Gun

When a person takes a hit off a joint or a drag from a cigarette, holding the smoke in and sucks a dick before releasing the smoke.

Jen was nervous about doing the smoking gun, she took a long hit before taking Eric's dick into her mouth, taking it all the way in a couple of times, before pulling off and releasing the smoke.

by Jack 'em May 6, 2009

Spiking

When two guys are in a 69 position with each other.

Chris asked Mark to come over but Mark said he didn't feel like spiking tonight.

by Josh July 29, 2004

smoking bone

Fireman who is overly motivated to extinguish the fire.

When Jones grabbed the nozzle and ran into the flames, I knew he was a real smoking bone.

by Phillip Roshko December 18, 2003

Smoking Dick

(verb) (orgin: Chicago, Illinois)
1. is the act putting a penis in a blunt, of your choice and then proceeding to smoke it.

2. when you or a group of homsapiens are tweaking super hard.

Bro, you're tripping. Yo/Y'all ass(es) smoking dick.

by BigNate2018 August 21, 2018

smoking pirate

sucking dick.

Brian could not come to my house after school because he was too busy smoking pirate.

by AJ May 14, 2004