spicy john

A Spicy John is when you drop an epic dump out of your third butthole. The third butthole only appears when one has been awoken through years of exclusively boofing psychedelics and watching The Fountain on repeat and absolute copious amounts of weed until entire enlightenment. The Spicy John is ridding your earthly vessel of any literal secular shit holding you down.

My friend went to Cochella and said he took a Spicy John in the portapotty after Ariana Grande's set... but I don't really believe his wokeness.

by __tater_th0t_ June 6, 2020

Spicy octopus

When you dip all 8 fingers in hot sauce, put 2 in her vagina, 2 in her butt, 2 in her mouth, and and one in each nostril

“How did last night go with Kim?” “It was going really well, but I got excited after dinner and gave her the spicy octopus, she wouldn’t talk to me after that”

by JB707 February 25, 2021

Spicy black

First known reference of this word was May, 27th 2020. Referring to a Hispanic half black person. Whom, does not appear to be a black person at first appearance.

"Can he say that?"
"oh, he's spicy black"

by T1rr2 May 27, 2021

Spicy Matthew

You've forget you've been chopping chillis and accidentally scratch your balls with your spicy hands . Your balls are starting to burn so you smother them with avocado oil to take out the spice, but wait now you have greasy balls and entirely different but no less unpleasant sensation. The only logical thing to do to combat the grease is to wash your balls with dish soap. Sweet relief!! the Spicy Matthew technique was a success!!!

Damn it ! I've got chilli on my balls again!, time to pull a Spicy Matthew and stop this burning.

by GhostieGhost July 11, 2021

Spicy Enema

When you take a fifth (or any alcoholic beverage) and pull er in the out chute to get the goods straight to the main vein. AKA: Butt chuggin

Barry: Hey man, Jim is fucked up and he just got to the party!
Mike: Yea.. as soon as he got here he gurgled up a spicy enema! He's wasted!

by Zort4Lyfe July 14, 2021

spiffybananapants

She is a twitch streamer with a chat that has Trauma there is a group called the trauma trio I’m apart of it

Wow I really like this streamer her name is spiffybananapants she is relay funny

by Funny fox August 11, 2021

Spicy Caterpillar

When a girl sucks hot sauce off a hairy boner.

I gave her my spicy caterpillar last night and she cried.

by Thewhitechild January 17, 2022