Black Hole Spreader

When your dick is over 9 inches wide, and can open a girls ass so wide. You can put both fists and your head inside her asshole.

When that gets some good speed with the Black Hole Spreader

Man1: “BRO, I black hole opened Rachel’s ass so hard last night, I lost my shoes in her!”
Man2: “Fucking sick dude!”

by TwiddleNigga-FuckDick-ManPussy January 11, 2019

spreasy

I talk fast and tend to combine words, so this is a contraction of "super" and "easy" or "super easy".

I put together that couch from Ikea in less than 30 mins. It was spreasy.

I wanted to fuck my boyfriend last night, but didn't have any lube. I spit on my cock and it just slid into his ass. It was spreasy.

by Chuckdoody June 27, 2017

speader

Someone, most frequently a "sussy baka", who is extremely fast at doing your mom.

"Yo I saw this Bread dude hanging around the block the other day, he a chill dude?"
"Nah, I hear he's a real speader 😖🖐"

by Snaledude January 31, 2022

Spradlin

The act of dragging one's nuts on other people's property when the other party is not present. Often performed on items like coffe cups, cell phones, key boards, my pets or even food items. This act is known to bring great joy to everyone except the person who had there belongings Spradlined.

When Jason leaves I'm gonna Spradlin his coffe cup.

by ihavejockitchtoo January 22, 2010

Spreader

Any person who exhibits tool or chotch like characteristics while willfully spreading the rona to unsuspecting victims. Usually can be found migrating in herds of other tank top wearing frat boys.

"Did that guy Ryan just say that he has the Rona and hes not quarantining because he believes in herd immunity?"
"Yeah what a spreader that guy is. He probably wants the hog."

by Schnitler October 14, 2020

spreadhead

A devoted fan of the southern, blues, rock and rhythm band Widespread Panic. This flip-flop wearing person typically grasps the exemplary sound and contagious vibe of good energy promoted, sought after and achieved by the players in the band. Although many fans come off as dopers who have only passion in life - the Panic - they are a diverse group of music lovers out to have a blow-out good time and leave with memories of living it up right.

Regardless of their attire, language and private lives, when a spreadhead goes to a Panic show, he or she becomes one of many and reveres the warmth of anonymity and unquestioned unity. Often a spreadhead will perform worship rituals and close his or her eyes while swaying to and fro.

Spreadhead #1: "Man, when I heard Walking at Red Rocks in '93 I almost crapped my pants and then I proposed to my now wife right there and then."

Spreadhead #2: "Yeah, bro, I tripped harder than I ever will again when I saw Mikey play Airplane for the last time. And you know what, man? I didn't even take any drugs..."

Panic show virgin: "I'm sorry guys, but this is my first Panic show and your contest vying for the most devoted fan is keeping me from enjoying it."

Spreadheads: "Whoa, sorry babe. Rock on, Schools!"

by Molly C November 5, 2007

super-spreader

not a person you'd want to become a close contact because s/he is highly contagious

Joe: Did you hear the news about 700 comic-con attendees got quarantined?
Don: I heard that one badass super-spreader was there yesterday.
Joe: I was there and we're both doomed!

by timlight April 26, 2020