Snarf

To drink liquid then laugh so that the liquid comes out of the nose.

Bob said something really funny while Joe took a drink of his beer, and Joe snarfed.

by Cayman Guy August 20, 2018

Snarf

To grab something, a good deal.

I snarfed some great stuff at a garage sales today. Did you get the cat in, yep she walked right in the garage and I snarfed her up.

by stefiekate September 1, 2018

Scerffbag

A flaky or a dirty human being

You scerffbag, why did you put the garbage in the recycling?

by Shurdbucket October 16, 2018

Snarf

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verb(see 'tongue punching a fart box', 'eating the hole of the butt')

The art of fearlessly eating the butt hole with vigor.

*prior alcohol consumption is recommended.

Her ass is so fine, I would snarf her even if I were sober!

by Snarf Master Plus November 17, 2018

Snarf

If you don't know, now you know.

Don't get snarfed out bro man dude.

by Flails r Us December 2, 2018

smerfed

When you poop in a freshly cleaned porta potty and when you wipe it’s blue like a smerfs butt from the splash.

Dude they refreshed the biffy, put some TP down. I just smerfed my self.

by JustinBarr January 9, 2019

Snarfflebath

A snarfflebath is when you sniff your fart in the bath

My strange addiction is snarfflebath plus the (ing) for plural 😉

by Snarfymemsy February 7, 2019