Snake Hunter

Term used for homosexuals who rendezvous at rural public use areas.

When we pulled into the state hunting access, two snake hunters crawled up out of the bushes with their clothes on inside-out.

by bigassassassin November 7, 2010

Snake Trap

A woman that appears to just be DTF and out for a hook up but has undisclosed alterior motives such as getting pregnant, forcing a relationship or some form of black mail or extortion.

Dan thought he was hooking up with a choice piece of ass that was just DTF. Unfortunately, he got himself into a snake trap. The bitch lied about birth control and he laid seed and got her pregnant. Nows she's after his ass for cash. Poor fucker. All that for a wet noodle.

by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2015

Sex Snake

A slithery serpent that enters the crevices of one's vaginal cavity

The crocodile's sex snake thundered into the rhino's anus.

by Ronnie's Mole July 19, 2015

snake penis

A massive, carnivorous penis that is highly territorial. It attacks and kills other penises if they move in on it's muff. It is the anti-cock blocker.

Man, I was moving on a nice piece of ass at this party, then a monstrous snake penis came around and I know I had to leave it alone.

by ChrisCreepyCreeperTheCreep May 1, 2008

Fire Snakes

When your shit is loose, violent & it burns your asshole

Several hours after a huge, spicy meal at Azteca, John was atop the porcelain throne, moaning in agony, shitting fire snakes.

by Alex P. March 25, 2003

Needs Snakes

If it doesn't have snakes, it needs them. Period.

Most effectively exclaimed during a movie at a packed theatre.

A direct reference to the greatest movie of all time, Snakes on a Plane with Samuel L. Jackson, the meanest and coolest motherfucker in the world.

While watching a movie like Titanic, Gigli, 8 mile, etc:

Viewer 1: This movie is fucking terrible...
Viewer 2: NEEDS SNAKES!!!

by Super Mario Brother September 1, 2006

snake thirsty

Mad, very, incurable thirst for a drink.

Yo, Im snake thirsty money hungry son!

by omis September 8, 2009