Slobastard

A hybrid between a slob and a bastard

I hear Johnny binge ate out of sadness and didn't bathe for days after learning he was conceived illegitimately, what a slobastard

by DaftLink June 22, 2011

slobber clobber

The act of hocking a lugie and spitting into the anus and then proceeding to tongue punch said anus.

I was giving this girl a slobber clobber last night and she moaned like a blue whale.

by Captain Clobber March 25, 2016

cum slobber

one who slobbers cum

That mother fucker sucks so much dick, hes a cum slobber.

by Blake Mason January 18, 2009

Closet slob

noun, a person you would not normally tag as a dirty person because they put whatever is messy out of sight. For example into a drawer or closet where one does not normally look.

On the surface, Jenny is a really nice girl. But beneath her happy and bubbly exterior lies a closet slob so bad that if you opened her closet doors, there would literally be an avalanche of random junk.

by Crazybmws February 19, 2012

Chunky Monkey Wobble Slob

When some one is a large person and they are also an imbecile.

"What's 9+20" asked Jimmy "27" replied Jumbo "You're a chunky monkey wobble slob. It's 29" stated Jimmy

by shoethousond October 24, 2020

shobobala

The most gangster person that wouldn't give me any lumpia. He's a frickin G at gettin shit, and owes me lumpia.

(22:20:32) <@Shobobala> i kill people for a living

by nyt3 January 6, 2008

Slobberknocker

1) Something that's going to be a complete shitshow.

2) something that doesn't make sense when logic is involved, but does when no one thinks about it.

1) "Hi, Bob here and I went to the interwebs asking for ideas on which ways to make a complete ass out of myself on my YouTube channel. This is gonna be a complete slobberknocker, oh boy."

2) The book series "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

by SLOBBERKNOCKER JOE January 21, 2019