The act of the man having to get up and go find a cum rag when nobody thought to get one ahead of time. Named as such because there is usually a slug trail from the bed to where the guy finds the necessary absorbent item. Often a t-shirt or towel is the first thing they find.
Ginger forgot to get a cum rag, so Chad had to resort to walking the slippery slug to the hamper to grab a shirt.
by Missouri Weirdo October 18, 2025
Get the Walking the slippery slugmug. Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!
George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020
Get the A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slopemug. by Wikiman24144 February 4, 2010
Get the Slippery lemonmug. The slippery slam slut is the female who knowingly portrayed herself as the loving caring devoted woman of your dreams, when she has her magic slut dust blinding you she is sneaking and sleeping around with the local swine slammer.
Wow Gail i never ever thought that you would be caught with a swine slammer like Corey, you're sneaky cheating game was so good I never thought you would cheat on me;which makes you the slippery slam slut
by Longfat Cock4datass February 18, 2022
Get the Slippery slam slutmug. A “Slippery Sally” is when your at a party and, a woman instead of a man, slips a roofie into your drink.
by I-want-to-die123 March 8, 2022
Get the Slippery sallymug. When an overly tan girl is wearing a skirt and no panties, slips and falls on an icy deck and gets her labia stuck on it. Like a tongue to a flagpole in the winter.
You should have seen Gina when she came out of the tanning salon that b**** slipped and fell and got a slippery twat brownie
by Des and Kirstie May 3, 2018
Get the slippery twat browniemug. When a man puts a melted ice cream cone on his head and penetrates her with it woman's vaginal chamber while screaming, "I am an invincible unicorn!!!"
by DuckLord500 May 30, 2024
Get the Slippery unicornmug.