Definitions by Jackassmuthafucka03

slippery little moose cactus 

A term meant for hedgehogs or percupines. Small moose covered in spikes. Like a cactus.

Look at that slippery little moose cactus over there. He’s finna prick someone in the ass.

slippery little moose cactus by Jackassmuthafucka03 November 2, 2017