Alabama Penguin Slider

When a dump is so sticky and large that it slides down the side of the toilet bowl so slow and long enough for you to see after finishing that you witness it's movement before flushing.

"Dude get in here and check out this Alabama Penguin Slider I just dropped while it's still going!"

by r3dm4n May 23, 2024

Kansas City Slider

When a man cums in your mouth at the wrong angle, and it shoots out of your nose.

I came so hard I gave her a Kansas City Slider

by anonymous June 3, 2024

West Virginia slider

A female dropping a turd on your chest and it sliding off your chest.

I got the best West Virginia slider last night.

by RedRo3e March 9, 2025

Not here to fuck spiders

Here to get shit done, not waste time.
In the language of the screen -cartoons especially- the passage of time without activity in a place is hit home with spider webs festooned all over everything. Why would you want that? Spiders everywhere? Are you into spiders?

Not here to fuck spiders, mate.

by Nick Brook May 1, 2025

Well we’re not here to fuck spiders

Australian way of saying “Well no shit”

*at the pub*
Person 1:“wanna grab a drink?”
Person 2: “well we’re not here to fuck spiders”

by I can’t think of a name June 7, 2018

ima be in one of those slideshows soon

yoy’re close to the end of your path

Person 1: Are you doing okay?
Person 2: ima be in one of those slideshows soon

by rqwrrrr August 12, 2023

Sod this for a game of soliders!

Sod this for a game of soliders, what Kenneth from Benidorm said.

SOD THIS FOR A GAME OF SOLIDERS!

by SODTHISFORAGAMEOFSOILDERS March 16, 2025