O.J Simpson

A Man who can get away with anything

Yo, He just o.jed your ass

by JackOffJack January 10, 2005

simpleton

A person lacking analytical thinking skills.

A simpleton's conclusion: "The NSA spies, therefore the Chinese do not."

by stroydex October 30, 2013

Simple Lampoon

Making someone look silly with a beautifully simple act of mischievousness.

Originally from the UK TV series Peep Show

Mark: You know Kerry, cancer Kerry, I need to find out, for a friend, the name of that Chinese doctor she was raving about, do you remember?

Jez: Sure. It was Doctor Ying Fu Yip... Wang Shong... Pang Fang Wang... Dang Dong Ning Po Ku.

Mark: Oh right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.

by Simple Lampoon March 5, 2013

simple but effective

A term used by Harry styles when Louis Tomlinson answered the question how would you ask a girl to marry you? with will you marry me

Int- how would you ask a girl to marry you?

Louis- Will you marry me?

Harry- simple but effective

by Larry28_Stylinson April 9, 2021

E-simp

An E-simp is similar to a regular simp except that the girl in question exists exclusively online or in digital media, excluding egirls.

A man who prides himself on defending the honor of fictional, digital women.

A man who roleplays a relationship (sexual or platonic) with fictional, digital women.

"I know a guy who says he's dating Monika from DDLC, he's a real E-simp."

by Breaker588 April 16, 2020

Ajay Dev Simha

The kindest and the most jovial person with a smile bright enough to light the sun.

Unique humour and lots of silent wisdom.

You'd be lucky to even come across an Ajay Dev Simha in your life.

by Happy_Annachi August 12, 2017

Simpsonsquoteitis

The act of quoting various lines and script from "The Simpsons" repeatedly at any given moment when whatever is happening somehow reminds you of a Simpsons episode out of the hundreds of episodes you have memorized and cataloged in your brain. Usually this condition is uncontrollable and the quoter becomes a redundant speaking creature becoming closer still to using Simpsons quotes as a means of communication instead of language. These verbal regurgitates are met with varying reactions depending on whether the receiving party feels like joining in the quote-age. Some may recognize the quote but dismiss it, while others have been known to comment negatively on it, and then there are those unfortunate enough to not know what on earth you are talking about. These poor souls are to be pitied for their lack of Simpsonology. Remained unchecked this condition can potentially spiral out of control until the person is left believing the Simpsons' universe is real, becomes completely unpredictable and repeatedly sings the Itchy and Scratchy song.

Hi diddly ho neighborino!
Okally doakilly! or Get lost Flanders!

Ay Caramba!
Ugh . . . John is quoting the Simpsons again.
D'OH!!

Would a coward do this? BYE!!
Um . . . what?

Simpson eh? Excellent.
Dude stop doing that!

HEY HEY HUUHUHAUHAUHA!!!
Do'h!
OKALLY DOAKILLY DOO!!
Thank you! Come again!
Ha-ha!
Where's my danish?! YOINK! YOINK?
I'm smarter than the Devil! I'm smarter than the Devil!
YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME!!
Everybody loves Ned Flanders!
NOT ME!
Goddamn BOB you really got a bad case of Simpsonsquoteitis.

by HomerGhost December 23, 2009