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African Booty Scratcher

An African Booty Scratcher is a African that scratches his white masters booty hole clean, this job is so horrible people us it as a diss
African Booty Scratcher YOU ARE AN AFRICAN BOOTY SCRATCHER YOU DIRTY SEWER MONKEY MONKEY!
by the jews are back 101 October 13, 2017
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scratchies

the unshaven hair on your face, esp. annoying to a b-f or a g-f.
Stop it!!! Your scratchies are so annoying!
by MYOB May 19, 2001
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african bootay scratcher

One of Jason Prater's many slang terms
by Anonymous June 21, 2003
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Nick Scratch

Noun--One who seeks the truth by playing devil's advocate. A cutting and acerbic wit. Particularly, one who uses facts and reason to expose the illogic and factually fraudulent fanaticism of extremists. From the combination of old New England slang terms for the devil ("Old Nick," "Mr. Scratch," etc.) and the idea of sharp and cutting wit "nicking" and "scratching" the intellectual dullness of the pointless but persistent political extremists.
Matt: Did you read that latest series of lies from Ted? Pure paleo-con palaver.

Stumpy: Yeah, what a load of horseshit. But Nick Scratch cut that dullard down to size.

Matt: Facts and reason will do that. Ted's still a dick for posting that, though.
by Randy Goodman June 20, 2006
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Scratched Helmet

It's obvious you went to Supercuts, 'cause you've got a scrathed helmet.
by Eddy the Dentist January 10, 2004
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Scratching the McCain Bus

A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in August 2008.
Man, I was so horny the other day even scratching the McCain Bus didn't help relieve the tension.
by Stringer57 October 18, 2008
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Back-scratcher

A guy who's usually not into romantic relationships and goes more for the casual sex. He's more akin to lover who satisfies a woman's needs, usually married women, and won't go telling everyone about the ordeal.
"I'm in need of sex"

"Call Jodie, he's a professional back-scratcher"
by Jodieeeeer26 December 17, 2016
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