Someone who is Saved® has accepted Jesus as his or her personal Saviour and tithes to Landover Baptist or one of its subsidiaries. Those who are Saved(r) are the Lord's annointed or the "elect" and are assured of heaven in the hereafter.
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1) A situation where someone is in a situation which they dislike, and then something external to that situation happens which, subsequently, gets the person in that situation out of it. Usually just in time.
2) Cheesy 80's sitcom based in an All-American High School setting.
1) A situation where someone is in a situation which they dislike, and then something external to that situation happens which, subsequently, gets the person in that situation out of it. Usually just in time.
2) Cheesy 80's sitcom based in an All-American High School setting.
1)
BOSS: "Miranda, after you've filed those reports I gave you, I want you to come into my office and lick my scrotum."
MIRANDA: "But Sir, I'm on overtime alrea--"
BOSS: "DON'T ARGUE WITH ME, BITCH."
<enter; boss's boss>
BOSS'S BOSS: "BOSS, I'd like to see you in my office, please."
<exit; boss and boss's boss>
MIRANDA: "Phew, 'saved by the bell' I guess."
2)
GEEK: "Hey Jeremy, wanna come to my house after school n watch 'Saved by the Bell'?"
JEREMY: "Fuck you, geek. My dick has an appointment with my girlfriend's throat. Seeya!"
BOSS: "Miranda, after you've filed those reports I gave you, I want you to come into my office and lick my scrotum."
MIRANDA: "But Sir, I'm on overtime alrea--"
BOSS: "DON'T ARGUE WITH ME, BITCH."
<enter; boss's boss>
BOSS'S BOSS: "BOSS, I'd like to see you in my office, please."
<exit; boss and boss's boss>
MIRANDA: "Phew, 'saved by the bell' I guess."
2)
GEEK: "Hey Jeremy, wanna come to my house after school n watch 'Saved by the Bell'?"
JEREMY: "Fuck you, geek. My dick has an appointment with my girlfriend's throat. Seeya!"
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I grew up with Zack and the Gang,from the Miss Bliss years, to Bayside, the Malibu Sands Episodes up until the College years and the Las Vegas wedding series.
The New Class sucked and that's why it was cancelled after a couple of seasons.
I grew up with Zack and the Gang,from the Miss Bliss years, to Bayside, the Malibu Sands Episodes up until the College years and the Las Vegas wedding series.
The New Class sucked and that's why it was cancelled after a couple of seasons.
by j0813 January 28, 2005
Get the saved by the bell mug.An office phenomenon in which a colleague, tired from boredom, sleep deprivation, or partying, is fighting the urge to fall asleep in a multi hour review meeting. The eyes shut for brief seconds and then half open as the victim is hanging on to the last thread of alertness.
After hour two of the weekly operations review meeting, Ed was observed going into screen saver mode. His colleagues enjoyed watching his battle with consciousness.
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