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I do have to point out that this is SATAN we we are talking about, and not the Christian anti god that most people are led to believe. Satanism is a religion that DOES NOT believe in the SACRIFICE of CHILDREN of ANIMALS, a child or animal is the PUREST form of LIFE and is raised above all others. Satanism stands for : 1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all fours, which, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
this is copyright Anton Szandor LaVey, the true founder of the Church Of Satan. I Will Now Take This Oppurtunity To Remind To Of The Human Right Of Freedom OF Speech. Thank You For Your Time!
Satan is the acceptance of Man as an animal. and he would kick ass if he was a deity.
by Marissa. February 27, 2005
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Satan

The reason the world is in such a shitty state yesterday,today and tomarrow.
by Satan is nobody's friend. January 9, 2005
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Satan

Bill Clinton's lover on South Park.
Clinton and Satan BOTH have giant red asses like Liza Minelli.
by Satan is a nazi fag January 8, 2005
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Saltyne

After a couple has sex on an ocean beach, if, while walking out of the water, the female has warm salt water coming out of her vagina, she then has a salty vagine. Or, a saltyne.
"That sex was so good there's water just pouring out of my saltyne!"
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Satan-VD

" I got Satan-VD"

"Oh dude, that sucks...I heard that is the worst kind."
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sabyn

an amazing person very fit and sexy rly nice and good at sports very clever and sociable all the girls like him and he does not like many people
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satanic playboy

A Catholic that says hes a satanist but was actually raped by the priest then said he was satanist. He says he took college in elementary and has pink hair like he wants to be an anime chick.He fell in love with his left hand. He always says something sexual to every guy he knows.
by donnytells November 16, 2016
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