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After a couple has sex on an ocean beach, if, while walking out of the water, the female has warm salt water coming out of her vagina, she then has a salty vagine. Or, a saltyne.
"That sex was so good there's water just pouring out of my saltyne!"
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saltynaldo 

a fucking legend who is world ruler and gets all the bitches
Saltynaldo is a fucking legend
saltynaldo by tdb_chase July 21, 2014

saltine splash 

To ejaculate in someones mouth causing a salty aftertaste.
I quenched her thirst with a saltine splash.
saltine splash by Fautbauxter August 28, 2007

Big Saltine 

The greatest white rapper ever. Throws it down for the Chi. Can be seen with an entourage including all members of BTL. Lil Krakka, Welch's The Grapeman, Poppa P, Young Blunt, Redikalis M.A.T., H-Kron, Chukee D, and Midget Man.
LaTrell: Yo you here that new Big Saltine joint

Markezion: Ya it flyer than a mofucka

Thomas: He did appear to sound very good on his new song
Big Saltine by BrockP October 27, 2010
A salty white person. Referring to the slang term cracker as a white person.
Bro stop being a saltine
Saltine by Pause Applause April 22, 2017

SaltySeaBabies 

The refined art and sport of throwing newborns into a wall by the ocean or into the ocean itself. The art has taken thousands of years to perfect and is seen as the next possible Olympic sport. Another definition for the word SaltySeaBabies: a free and inhumane way of abortion.
Becky and I had a great time by the ocean with SaltySeaBabies. There was blood everywhere!

Find the saltine 

A game mad famous on the popular T.V. show scrubs. The game is played by one person placing a saltine within view somewhere on their person and challenging others to spot it.
A typical game of Find the saltine
Janitor "takes saltine from turk's shirt"

Turk "do you play?"

Janitor "takes saltine from own shirt"
Find the saltine by honkyhater69 November 27, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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